Would somebody please go to Japan?

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

So Clint Eastwood is back on the scene, complete with son.  He got arrested but managed to escape due to the ineptitude of the YCPD.  He ran off to find the son, but instead bumped into the creepy weirdo from the island who Nicole and Geoff met a few months back.  Turns out creepy weirdo speaks good Indonesian.  Handy one.

Kirsty and Miles are in a bad way.  Jai doesn’t know whether to eff off to Japan or not.  So he told Annie she could go.

I still can’t believe Martha is running for office.  That’ll be some laugh.  It’ll be regulation miniskirts and knee-high boots in Summer Bay if she has her way.