Would somebody please go to Japan?

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

So Clint Eastwood is back on the scene, complete with son.  He got arrested but managed to escape due to the ineptitude of the YCPD.  He ran off to find the son, but instead bumped into the creepy weirdo from the island who Nicole and Geoff met a few months back.  Turns out creepy weirdo speaks good Indonesian.  Handy one.

Kirsty and Miles are in a bad way.  Jai doesn’t know whether to eff off to Japan or not.  So he told Annie she could go.

I still can’t believe Martha is running for office.  That’ll be some laugh.  It’ll be regulation miniskirts and knee-high boots in Summer Bay if she has her way.

Clint Eastwood the Indonesian

Monday, August 24th, 2009

I wish Belle would hurry up and tell Aden she’s on the way out. No doubt she’ll drag this out ’till the wedding and tell him on the altar or something. She may as well go back on the drugs. Irene can go on the grog when she finds out and the two girls can liven the town up.

It was a busy day in Summer Bay General. Constable Risotto introduced himself as “Rosetta” to Clint Eastwood the runaway Indonesian. How did Angelo get his own name wrong? He’d want to consult with Colleen pronto.

Hugo made a hames of pretending he doesn’t speak Indonesian. I bet himself and Clint are off on a boat playing with Lou’s other hand.

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Original image from This is Oz



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