I see Trey is forming a list of people who he has a grudge against.  He’s like Father Noel Furlong.  What he’ll do with the list is anyone’s guess.

Well done Jai on forming the mini-riot, as Miles called it.

So Lachie is the father of Claudia’s baby.  I nearly fell off my chair in shock.  Didn’t see that one coming, ohhhhhhh no.

Aden is a bleedin’ muppet.  What is he at with the loan shark dude?  It’s all going to end in disaster.  But Belle isn’t too healthy these days so maybe he won’t need that ring after all.

OK, we’re a bit behind!  Trey must have thought all his birthdays came at once when Nicole said she wanted to go back to his house.  No doubt they took it to the next level.

Gardy is annoying, and Roman is even more annoying for putting up with him.  Grr.

And so Claudia is up the pole and on the bubble.  Geoff looked like a rabbit caught in headlights when he saw the pregnancy test.  He does a good dopey.

Martha is thick as a brick; she couldn’t figure out why Hugo would rather face the worst downpour Summer Bay has ever seen than stay the night.  Then she stood open-mouthed when he explained that he shouldn’t have feelings for her as he was Jack’s cousin and she was Jack’s wife.  You could almost see the cogs attempting to turn.  “Jack”, she was probably thinking, “who was he again?”.  I think she’s been taking tips from Charlize Theron on how to play a MRF.

Rachel has another string to her medical bow I see; she’s now an optometrist as well as everything else.

So Claudia’s up the duff.  Imagine if Geoff was your da, he’d agonise over every decision.

Irene’s lawyer is beyond rubbish; she can’t even organise a trial date.  Irene’ll have drunk the prison dry by the time she gets around to it.

On the RTE TV listings today, they actually say “Geoff and Claudia take their relationship to the next level”.  Someone in there must be a huge H&A fan; they’ve got the lingo down pat.  Geoff probably thought he was being punished by Allah for his sins when the caravan went on fire.