Family meeting

Monday, August 18th, 2014

Brax called a family meeting and then proceeded to tell the gang that there was no point to the meeting, he just wanted to see them all and get a progress report. It wasn’t quite what they were all expecting, these things normally involve assassination attempts or somebody being sent to jail. Brax is worried about the boys and wants to have more input from them, some involvement in their lives. He even volunteered to babysit Harley. They had a massive barbie in the garden, looked like a great time, complete with crap music and burnt snags. Brax seemed disappointed that there’s no drama with his bros. Be careful what you wish for Darryl.

Phoebe is still worried about the shooting as she doesn’t know that her Dad was behind it. Brax told Kyle to fess up and tell her the truth which he had to do eventually, she was suitably gob smacked when she found out her Dad is a dog.

Denny is having second thoughts about Chris. He pales in comparison to Casey in her eyes. Hannah asked her whats going on and she told her that she’s going off him, she finds him a bit annoying now. Chris tried to call over to Denny’s but she was having a girl’s night.

Spencer confronted Evelyn about her having the hots for Josh but she wasn’t impressed. Maddie copped on too and told Josh so it won’t be long before Evelyn finds out that everyone else knows. Cue Josh calling over and telling her he knows but she denied it and said it was all in Spencer’s head.

Braxton punch count: 0
Harley hat count: 1

Friendzone

Thursday, August 14th, 2014

John had an elaborate proposal plan for Marilyn, he gave her a metal detector and let her find it in the front garden. It went down a treat, I’d say they’ll be happy now.

Denny wasn’t too happy with Casey telling her about his feelings. She thought they were mates but he wanted more. They’re going to try to keep things on a friendship basis or so they say. How long will they stay in the friendzone before Chris gets his p45? About 2 episodes I reckon.

Speaking of the friendzone, Evelyn and Spencer had been concentrating on their exams so had no time for romance. Once they finished them, Spence wanted to get back in the groove but Evelyn was having none of it. She has her eye on some other buchaill, Josh perhaps?

Himself and Maddie seem to be drifting apart because she is class at exams and studying but he finds it tough. When she finished her exam paper she exclaimed “I’m finished” to the class and skipped out of the room. I would have dumped her for that if I were him.

Braxton punch count: 0

Oscar wild and free

Tuesday, August 5th, 2014

Oscar’s case finally came up and he got off scot-free. I wasn’t expecting him to go to juvie, because he’s clearly too old. Adult jail is the place for that boy. He got community service in the end. Everyone thought this was great, except Oscar. Justice wasn’t served, was the gist of his argument, shortly after which he had a panic attack, which was soundtracked by demonic mumbling.

Oscar en famille

Oscar en famille

The word is out about Nate’s wife, Sophie, being in town. She wore a lovely dress but her acting was lacking. Hopefully she will rule Summer Bay High with an iron fist. It seems that the marriage breakdown was her fault. What do yis reckon, junkie or adulterer?

Gúna álainn

Gúna álainn

Denny and Chris are thick as thieves after his Braxton bashing. Denny wants to be mates with Casey, but he fancies her too strongly to be around her without some romance. Ricky is wise to him. Again, we must ask – what is Ricky’s job? She spoke about being on her break in that episode. Her break from taking photos of the sea?

Kyle KO

Monday, August 4th, 2014

Bianca and Heath are back together and loving it. So besotted by each other are they that they didn’t notice Kyle lying unconscious on the ground as they ran over the bridge, rushing home for some hot sex.

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Lucky for Kyle, Casey saw him, called it in and got him admitted to Yabbie Creek general. The boys turned up at the hospital where Dr Accent told them that Kyle wasn’t waking up, which worried him. When he did come to the Doctor inspected him with the finger test which he surrounded by a room full of Braxtons and girlfriend. Brax wanted to know who did it and shouted at Kyle to jog his memory. Phoebe stayed at his bedside where Kyle told him she should leave him for his own good, so that she doesn’t get caught up in the danger, but she refused to run away.

Denny joined the gym which delighted Casey but then Chris came in and interrupted their interaction which left Casey out in the cold. Denny seems more into Casey than Chris so that relationship is only going one way, even Blind Freddy could see that. She was looking for any excuse to get away from Chris and spend time with Casey. She challenged him to a game of pool and they made eyes over the table while Chris spied them from the shadows, his eyes turning green. Chris tried to talk Casey out of making moves on Denny but it ended in Chris getting bashed in the face.

Braxton punch count: 1

Magic beans

Thursday, July 31st, 2014

Chris needs to work on his business sense. He accepted a scratch card from a customer in place of cash, Irene thinks he may have well asked for magic beans. He apologized to Irene and she gave him the scratch card back. He won a cruise but gave it to Irene.

Casey is worried about being home on his own after the drive by, he told all to Denny in the diner. Chris is still a bit paranoid about Denny being mates with Casey so that was why he wouldn’t go on the cruise. He’s going to have a free gaff at Irene’s place but will have to work extra shifts at the diner due to his boss’s holiday. As a result, Denny called over to keep Casey company with pizza in hand. Does anybody in that town ever get sick of pizza? He gave her the eye, definitely something cooking between them.

Jett can’t afford to pay Denny for her work on the boat due to his pay dispute with John. Luckily for him Alf was on hand to offer him a job in the bait shop. He’ll soon be a salty sea dog like Denny and Alf. Marilyn got John & Jett to sit down and discuss their issues with pay, she’d make a good shop steward.

Sasha is annoyed with Matt and they had a row in the diner about who did and didn’t get it. He told her that her face is a complete tool, which didn’t go down well. He stripped off on the beach in front of the whole town, which worked as an apology somehow.

Bullets Braxton bound

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Phoebe’s Dad returned full of apologies for Kyle and Brax. Can a leopard change his spots? I doubt it.

Casey is doing it tough because Tamara is gone, Kyle didn’t seem to notice her departure. Denny wanted to help cheer him up but Chris is still a bit insecure about his girlfriend’s friendship with Casey, in the long run I think he might be right.

Andy is causing hassle left right and centre. He tried to start a row with Brax on the beach and then in Angelo’s. Why is he so aggro?

John wants Marilyn to help him with Jett so she gave him a tough punishment. He’s annoyed with her now but the kid needs to learn, he can’t keep hooning around like a little larrikin.

Brax and Ricky survived an assassination attempt when somebody shot in the window of their gaff. Who’s behind it? Andy is too thick to use a firearm so maybe it was somebody hired by Phoebe’s father?

See ya Tamara

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014

They once called her Tedious, but today Tamara decided to make a surprising move and leave the Bay. Her accident and impending operation made her miss the mother she hasn’t mentioned once in the past year and a half. See our first mention of Tamara here.

Bye Tamara - nobody's hero

Casey’s amazing tshirt – you can say that again, Case

Sasha’s exposé of Oscar’s hit-and-run caused a rift between Denny and Chris. Apparently Sasha is like a younger sister to Chris. Anyway, Chris stood up for himself and Denny thought that was deadly.

Oscar turned himself in to the YCPD. Will he go to juvie? Is he just trying to avoid doing the HSC? Only time will tell.

Heath is struggling with the bub. Bianca feels sorry for him. REUNION!

 

 

 

Chris vs Casey

Tuesday, July 15th, 2014

The battle for Denny’s affections is being won by Casey and Chris isn’t impressed. He tried to win her back with a cake but she had none of it. Then he found her eating a sambo on the beach and attempted to dazzle her with his sandwich knowledge. Chris noticed that she was distracted by a topless Casey surfing so he tried to compete and show his own skills on the waves. Denny was less than impressed with his repeated wipe-outs, Kelly Slater he is not.

Bianca has moved out of Irene’s house after their row and is going to move in with Leah for now. What if she has a row with Leah? She’ll end up living in the caravan park. Heath snubbed her on the beach as he thinks the breakup will be easier if they keep their distance.

Alf is having problems with parenting Maddy, she hasn’t handed in her latest assignment. She stayed in Josh’s van without Alf’s knowledge and he went mental when he found out. He grounded her until she has it completed, this is very similar to when she was rowing with Roo, she’s a handful alright. Is Roo coming back to resume looking after Maddy or is Alf going to be stuck with her forever?

Bay busking

Wednesday, July 9th, 2014

Kyle called Phoebe a freeloader for hanging around the Braxton gaff and eating his toast. So she decided to get tarted up, and busk. She wore the maddest top ever for this.

After her set, some guy pinched her arse and Kyle decked him. Maybe we should have a some kind of count for Braxton punches per episode.

Phoebe + mad top + misogynist

Phoebe + mad top + misogynist

Jett went off to school camp and John was getting separation anxiety. Very cute.

Chris is also getting separation anxiety, as well as being very jealous of Casey and Denny being buds. He referred to being in a glass case of emotion. A gas man and a cinephile.

 

Braxton punch count: 1

The Braxtons always have stuff going on

Tuesday, July 8th, 2014

Jett told Denny “the Braxtons always have stuff going on”, he’s not wrong there. Casey confronted Cheryl about being a Barrett but he wasn’t too happy with her excuses so he told her to get stuffed, they’re done.  He left to spend some time alone but Brax found him and convinced him to come back for more Cheryl time.

Chris is still trying to avoid Denny since she dumped him.  He’s even calling in sick to the Diner. Irene copped on and sent Denny around to find him watching football instead of being properly sick. She’s sick of him being a dope and dodging her. Casey and her had a chat and bonded in the Diner, she’d be better off with Casey than Chris anyway.

Chris told Spencer that he regretted pushing her away and was going to try getting her back, even if it meant he’d have to tell everyone he’d been a total idiot. He just wanted their relationship to slow down, not stop.

Jett is annoyed that his boat is going to be expensive to fix up. John has given him a job in the surf club selling gelato but he’ll have to sell a lot to be able to afford getting his boat fixed. Maybe he should try to get a second job, like helping with Marilyn and John’s tour bus business. Whatever happened to that?  They haven’t mentioned it in months.

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Original image from This is Oz



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