5000

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Nothing major happened in episode 5000, but that didn’t matter because…Brendan’s back!  Just on holidays, mind; he’ll be going back to Ruby 2 shortly.

Liam took an overdose because he saw Nicole and Aden kissing on the beach.  People should look around before they start kissing by the Summer Bay sea.

Romeo’s sister arrived.  For a second I thought she was the imaginary girl.  She looks feisty, at any rate.  She’ll surely shake up the caravan park.

Poor Veej

Monday, December 21st, 2009

Well Veej went off the rails in the last episode; he pegged a water balloon at Miles’s car.  Leah rightly pointed out that it wasn’t even an original act – Brendan “The Bandicoot” Austin had started the trend when he blinded Roman with a rock and a catapult.   The real issue here, though, is that Veej is getting battered at school.  Wait till Leah goes all flustered on their asses – they’ll be sorry.

Scrap

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

There was high drama at Summer Bay jetty in that episode; some lad that Hugo knows started a big scrap down at the shed, just as Ruby was breaking up with Xavier.  Xavier tried to go to his brother’s aid, but instead got lamped in the head and fell into the water.  Luckily Brendan saved him.  Nice one Bandicoot.

After all the heroics, Mammy Austin decided Brendan could move into the community house.  Ruby 2 was effin’ thrilled.  Hugo pretended to the rubbish cop that he didn’t know the attacker, who had handily planted some kind of map in the shed.

Handily for Ruby 1, Xavier has memory loss, so he can’t remember she broke up with him.  She can ease her guilt by staying together with him.  That’s a great idea.

Colleen got landed with two slices of mud pie when Ruby and Nicole scarpered out of the diner.  I bet she kept them for herself and Madge Wilkins.

Sink it and die Austin

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Ah, so Ruby Leeds is trying to steal Brendan away to a community house.  Sure what harm, you might think.  But Mammy Austin instinctively returned to the Bay just in time to stop Hugo shipping his brother off.  She wants to keep Brendan all to herself.  I’d say Ruby will convince her to set him free, though.

Geoff saw Ruby in the nip.  He’s well into her.  He’ll probably have visions of her now, just like Miles did when he first encountered Kirsty’s knickers.  On a related note, the Aden and Geoff scenes are keeping the comedy scores up at the moment.

Hugo got a death threat.  It was just like in the movies, with cut-out letters and everything.  Spooky.  Was it Trey’s da?  Where’s Trey again?  Did he go to jail?

Doing it tough

Wednesday, October 21st, 2009

“Doing it tough” is the current phrase du jour in Summer Bay, and with good reason.

  • Aden’s still doing it tough due to Belle’s death.  Surprisingly he didn’t get over it in a week.  I think the Summer Bay time warp is weakening.
  • Sid is doing it tough trying to ward off Nicole.
  • Charlie’s doing it tough trying to nail Grant for every rape in Oz.
  • Jai is doing it tough because he can’t get his hands on Annie.
  • Ruby’s doing it tough because she can’t decide between Xavier and Geoff.
  • Widower dude’s doing it tough because he has a baby and no wife to help with the childrearing.  Rachel or Leah will sort that out for him.
  • Hugo and Confused Martha are doing it tough because the authorities don’t like their shipwreck idea.
  • Kirsty and Miles are doing it tough because they’re having a babog and only one of them is bothered with it.

Brendan is the only one having any craic; I wonder what Ruby II was wearing when he was talking to her?

P.A.R.T.Y.

Thursday, October 8th, 2009

Whoop whoop, Brendan is back, throwing parties and telling tales.  Ma Austin has a new fella and she doesn’t wanna talk about it.

Nicole is well into Sid now, she called to his house on the night of her birthday and basically demanded a trip to the next level.  I don’t know why he’s resisting; it really is futile.

Xavier is in big trouble after roaring at Ruby when he saw Geoff helping her into her dress.  Geoff however, saw an opportunity and wooed her with chick flicks and ice-cream.

Oh bejingo, Angelo Risotto Rossetti is on an undercover mission; to get Hugo.  He has Gibsy working for him now.  It’s only a matter of time before his secret is uncovered along with a box of hands that he keeps on his boat (probably).

Hugo

Monday, May 25th, 2009

It’s all kicking off. Something came out of the wash after Hugo and Brendan had a blue. It turns out Hugo was in a car crash that killed his girlfriend, which, incidentally, is why Brendan is afraid of blue cars.   Hugo told Martha he’d tell her all about it, after he “digested” it himself.   He’s great pals with Martha now, who seems to be getting more simple by the day. Plus, Angelo’s back. He was spying on Martha, proper spying, with binoculars and all. It would seem he’s up to no good.

Good acting

Friday, April 24th, 2009

I think a mention should go in for the chap who’s playing Brendan, that’s pretty good acting for H&A!