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Monday, July 7th, 2014

Quadruple Casey madness

The World Cup may not be over, but normality has been slightly restored with the return of our Summer Bay buddies. Here’s a refresher:

  • Casey’s still sulking about being half Braxton, half Barrett. He also received a Union Jack hat in the post from yer wan in England. He’ll be taking another trip across the water shortly, so. On Brax’s advice, he’s organized a pow-wow with Big Mammy Braxton, wherein he plans to confront her about her daddy-concealing ways.
  • Tamara remembered that it was Zac’s car that hit her. Zac gave himself up to the poh-lice, and Oscar is wracked with guilt over his favourite uncle taking the blame for his own heinous crime. Evelyn is very calm about it all. Sociopath! Also, Hannah got Andy to bash the dints out of the car, making everything even more suspicious.

A very Braxton thing to do

Monday, May 19th, 2014
  • Fighting a man from your hospital bed?
  • Unsure of your parentage?
  • Keeping secrets unnecessarily?
  • Topless 50%+ of the time?
  • Use the word “Oi” excessively?
  • Work intermittently?
  • Swan into and out of jail for a crime you didn’t commit?

Congratulations, you’re a Braxton!

Sasha needs a gaff

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

Sid has decided that since Dex and April, and Indi, are leaving town, the farm should be rented out. Sensible. However, this renders Sasha homeless, so Sid wants to take her with him to live the life of a Flying Doctor. Sasha is not impressed. Who will take her in? Or, seeing as this is Summer Bay, the question should probably be: who won’t?

Dex and April are getting married tomorrow. That is some speedy wedding.

Tamara, single for one day, tried to talk Casey into resuming their relationship. Tsk. He had the good sense to say no.

Casey is going to take on the gym. It’s going to be called Braxton’s Bulging Biceps.


Great Scott

Sunday, October 27th, 2013

Heath waited until the altar to tell Bianca about his indiscretion. She responded with an open palm, and knocked him out. She will make a great Braxton.

Jett and Casey enlisted Kyle, to serenade Nina with an apology-ballad. It worked wonders. Maybe Heath should do the same.

Every groom needs a buck’s night

Monday, October 14th, 2013

Wiser words have never been spoken. The Braxton boys were having one of their regular bash-ups, when Bianca pointed out that Heath needed brotherly harmony in advance of his upcoming nuptials. So, they piled into the car and headed for Melbourne for a Braxton Brothers Buck’s Night. Poor Melbourne.

Heath looked a little worried as they pulled away, having spied Bianca and Zac having a cosy chat. Perhaps he is right, and Bianca’s traditional pre-wedding nerves will cause her to switch suitor at the last minute.

Chris is back and sniffing around Indi. But this time she’s not so easily swayed. Cue romance.

Tamara is coming to terms with her returning memory, ably assisted by her now-best mate, Leah. Casey is enjoying the opportunity to rob Kyle’s face in it (see aforementioned bash-up).

John and Marilyn’s fledging business is slowly but surely getting off the ground. Marilyn has decided to seduce JP. Roo is horrified. Hopefully hilarity will ensue.


Thursday, May 9th, 2013

Four pretty boring storylines there:

  • April found out Dex was sleeping with The Nurse. She didn’t realise it was really over.
  • Maddie told Spencer he can go home if he wants, but she’s not going.
  • Natalie has given up her Braxton Ban big-stylee
  • Brax is pursuing Ricky, who seems to be a wildlife photographer.


The maddest eyes ever

Tuesday, April 16th, 2013

Zach knocked around to Chez Braxton to tell Casey he have to head back to the clink. Casey proceeded to do the wildest eyes I have ever seen. I’m surprised he didn’t have a rage stroke. I’m also surprised Zach didn’t burn to a crisp under Casey’s extreme glare.

Tamara had a stupid row with Gina over the school uniform. Casey cannily spotted the real issue – she’s scared of going back to school.

Casey is now doing the TPC or the TCP or whatever. He’s not attempting the HSC anymore. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Tilda got her comeuppance as Jett wrote her essay, detailing how she is a bully and how “Jett James is the hottest guy in school”. Another HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA for you, Tilda.

Maddie and Roo made up. I would have kicked Maddie out on her ear, she is the most ungrateful yoke.

Luke Mitchell aka Romeo is here, I presume it’s to Save Ireland seeing as Gawd hasn’t done it yet. Here he is on TwoTube:

Alas poor Rocco

Wednesday, December 12th, 2012

And lo, Rocco Braxton was put to rest. Not in the company of the Boize though, for at the last minute it was decided the funeral would be family-only. April gave a fine oration and Bianca looked fairly shook.

Later, everyone went to Angelo’s, which was totally empty – what time of day was it? ┬áLater still, the Braxton bros brought a wreath for a bob about in the ocean.

Roo and Harvey were bickering yet again but the wedding is still on. I cannot wait to see her enormous wedding dress.

And…she’s gone

Monday, June 25th, 2012

Well, that’s that. For a moment, there was a glimmer of hope that Colleen might not jet off to Las Vegas, but in the end, she went. John Palmer made sure to get a squeeze before she departed. Alf sent an email that tugged at the heartstrings terribly. Even Morag showed up. Farewell, Miss Groper! We’ll never see her likes again.


Things in the Bay continued as normal after Mrs. Smart left. Jet is still nicking stuff, i.e. Indi’s purse, Gina is still on the case and Xavier had a go as well. All is not well in the Jet household. Poor oul’ Ma Jet is on the way out, by the look of her.

Heath snuck in April’s bedroom window again, but not for a bit of boldness this time. Instead, he built the cot that Bianca had bought for the bub. Ahhh. Breaking, entering and flat-packing. He may hold his horses though, because Bianca went to the hospital in a panic shortly afterwards. Uh-oh. As Kane once said, “If anything happens to the bay-bee…..”!

Mr. Townsend is still getting a rise out of poor Casey. Gina’s well and truly on the Braxton side though. I love Mr. Townsend. He only has one mood, and here it is:

Mr. Townsend on a good day


Indi part two

Sunday, April 22nd, 2012

Indi’s real-life sister is going to be in Home and Away. Bet she nabs a Braxton.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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