Safe house

Monday, October 13th, 2014

Brax just cannot help himself. If there is a problem to be fixed, he can’t ignore it for long. He gave Andy money from Angelo’s, as a loan, to pay off the dealers. Andy disappeared and now there are angry dealers and an angry Kyle to put up with. The newest Braxton is not impressed that his managerial status was undermined.

We haven’t actually seen the dealers. It would be great if they were really posh, or old women, or something unexpected like that. Or if Morag was their ringleader, or Colleen. Awesome.

Ricky was winning in the mad fashion stakes today. Behold:

Gúna úafasach

Gúna úafasach

Marilyn finally confessed that she’s invited Shandi to the wedding. John didn’t mind too much, but now he’ll have to tell Jett he has a daughter. Eh, surely that came up in the adoption process, no?

Oi…we’re brothers

Monday, June 9th, 2014

Poor oul’ Casey is doing it tough. He’s so cut up about not being a son of The Dog, that he literally cut himself up. He got the tattoo sliced right off his back. And him topless 50% of the time! Brax found him in a shivering heap and called Dr. Nate to the gym to tend to Braxton/Barrett Jr. For some mad reason, Casey wouldn’t go to hospital, so the doc fixed him up there and then. Brax was fierce ungrateful.

On a positive note, Case is still in touch with the Brit chick, so I’d say he’ll be heading that way shortly, ifthis is anything to go by (spoilers galore).

Oscar hasn’t owned up that he mowed Tamara down. Zac thinks he himself did it, and Tamara can’t remember at all. This is her second time with memory loss, she’s very fragile.

Chris got Irene out of the house and spruced up his bedroom in anticipation of taking it to the next level with Denny. No fairy lights though, so I’d say he’ll be unsuccessful. He was offering to put Irene up in a hotel to make up for the inconvenience, not sure how he’s affording that on a diner wage.


Catching up

Sunday, May 18th, 2014

Sure, they look like locals already!

Braxtons in London

M is for…

Thursday, August 16th, 2012

Now, what aussie word can I think of that starts with the letter m?
Not too flippin’ many, anyway.

Our Aussie consultant suggested muck-up day. Fairly self-explanatory I reckon.

Kelso would call it “prank day”.

Now, you have a go!

Bad boy 4 life

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

Guess who’s back? It’s only Johnny Cooper, the Bay’s baddest ever bad boy. He got a present of the boxed set of Prison Break for Christmas and managed to escape from jail after watching them all. Once free, he decided to make straight for the Bay to tell them the good news. Unfortunately, Brad had left the bay so we won’t get to see him get the good kicking he deserves for being so boring.

Jack has told Sally that Summer Bay’s finest are on the case. How comforting must that be? I would have more faith in Colleen and Madge Wilkins trying to stop him than Jack and Fitzy. Ric was told to stay away as he might present a target for Johnny. With any luck he’ll target his hair.

Women’s perogative

Monday, November 26th, 2007

What is Sally at? Brad is waiting at the alter for her and she changes her mind. She’s some wagon. 

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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