Summer Bay’s Sexiest…

Wednesday, August 7th, 2013

…is the name of a series of episodes, currently on Channel 5 at 6:30 (and Channel 5 + 1 at 7:30). Roo the Ledgebag lived up to her (his?) name and let us know.

Today’s episode was Aden and Belle’s wedding. Ah it was gas, look.


Terrible dress


Simpleton No. 1


Simpleton No. 2


Ruby’s hair confounds Morag


Not really living up to the name

Spanner in the works

Wednesday, April 10th, 2013

The gym had a very successful launch, and Romeo and Indi decided to christen it, by taking it to the next level there and then. They were interrupted by Sid, however. Scarleh for them. Crucially, Romeo also started complaining of a pain in his shoulder. “Come on down the hospital, Romeo, mate”, arsa Sid.

Once down the hospo, Sid said the damage was just muscular. Deadly, thought Romeo. Later that evening, though, Sid informed Romeo that the radiologist spied something on his x-ray and that he better get it checked out. Uh-oh, radiologist? Here be a cancer storyline?

Who was the last person in the Bay to have cancer? I was going to say Belle, but of course Irene had a run-in with the Big C lately. Boo cancer.

Casey has an opportunity to avoid going back to jail, if he’ll just tell The Super who stabbed him. Young Braxton doesn’t want to leave Jamie in an even worse position though. No-0ne else can understand this.

Maddie had a strop with Roo, out of the blue. Then she returned her violin to Alf. Cop on, girlie.

Give me another chance

Thursday, September 6th, 2012

Ruby and Romeo had a beech side chat about things. They discussed this and that, failed relationship and non-existant pregnancies. She asked for another chance and Romeo said no. Not surprising really, when you’re girlfriend lies to you about something like that. Now that Romeo has cleared up that mess, the way is clear for an Rindi revival, or is it?

Enter the rockstar. Liam and Indi seem to be hitting it off recently. Let’s remember that he likes the younger ladies, see Belle and Nicole. I fear that a Rindi revival might be preempted by a Lindi liason.

Da Brax asked Marilyn out on a date and she said yes, which was pretty strange. Leah was as surprised as I was that she agreed to it. Anyway, poor Maz was just being used as an alibi so Da Brax could deny any involvement in Brax getting bashed. He got kidnapped outside Angelo’s and dumped in the bush. Maybe it’s time Darryl learns that you live by the bash, you could die by the bash.

Cop killer

Monday, February 13th, 2012

I had suspected that Charlie might go out with a bang but that wasn’t what I was expecting. Who the hell was that? Was it Jake’s brother? Poor Charlie, 2 bullets to the chest, no way she could survive that in the real world . If only there were an amazing surgeon-pediatrician-MD-psychiatrist-nurse-ambo around to perform a life saving operation. Unfortunately for Charlie, the only one of those is banged up for bashing Stew.

Ever since Nicole left town, there’s been an absence of promiscuity. Maybe April is auditioning for the new Nicole. She’s following in a long line of good girls gone bad stretching back to Selina via Martha and Nicole along the way. April was going to do her best to take it to the next level and it didn’t matter who it was with, even her sister’s ex. She and Heath went straight from level zero to all the way. She was thrilled when she woke up next to him the following morning. Seeing him hop out the window made me nostalgic for the glory days of Belle and Aden. Bianca is going to flip when she finds out, that would be a mighty bombshell to blow up on her wedding day.

Some light reading for the weekend

Saturday, January 28th, 2012

Jessica Tovey aka Belle seems sound.

Poor Rebecca Breeds aka Ruby has voices in her head.

STD Tree

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Help us solve this mystery, where did the chlamydia originate? Have we left someone out?

Edit: it doesn’t matter, Ruby doesn’t have chlamydia, so the buck stops with Emily.

STD tree 6

Summer Bay’s most loved

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

Well, we asked and you answered. Unsurprisingly, the most popular person in the Bay is none other than everyone’s favourite galah, Mr. Alf Stewart.

There were some surprises though. For example, Aden and Belle made the top ten. I’d say it was on account of their ridiness. Belle in particular was a bit moany, no?

The no-voters were Brodie, Shelley, Rebecca, Jade, Max, Rachel, Hyde, Roxy, Saul.

Favourite H&A character of all time
(select up to 5)
NOT exhaustive!

  • Alf (11%, 53 Votes)
  • Marilyn (7%, 33 Votes)
  • Morag (6%, 31 Votes)
  • Aden (6%, 27 Votes)
  • Vinnie (4%, 21 Votes)
  • Sally (4%, 19 Votes)
  • Miles (4%, 18 Votes)
  • Belle (3%, 15 Votes)
  • Irene (3%, 15 Votes)
  • Madge Wilkins (3%, 13 Votes)
  • Roman (2%, 12 Votes)
  • Fisher (2%, 12 Votes)
  • Bobby (2%, 11 Votes)
  • Matilda (2%, 10 Votes)
  • Jack (2%, 10 Votes)
  • Hayley (2%, 10 Votes)
  • Chloe (2%, 9 Votes)
  • Noah (2%, 9 Votes)
  • Romeo (2%, 8 Votes)
  • Cassie (2%, 8 Votes)
  • Shane (2%, 8 Votes)
  • Ric (2%, 8 Votes)
  • Martha (1%, 7 Votes)
  • Will (1%, 7 Votes)
  • Pippa (1%, 7 Votes)
  • Gypsy (1%, 6 Votes)
  • Colleen (1%, 6 Votes)
  • Robbie (1%, 6 Votes)
  • Peter (1%, 6 Votes)
  • Angel (1%, 5 Votes)
  • Sophie (1%, 5 Votes)
  • Selina (1%, 5 Votes)
  • Jesse (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Angie (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Ailsa (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Leah (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Tasha (1%, 4 Votes)
  • Kit (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Geoff (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Josh West (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Drew (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Stephen (1%, 3 Votes)
  • Kirsty (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Lancey (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Carly (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Palmer (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Lucas (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Kane (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Beth (0%, 2 Votes)
  • Will (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Duncan (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Kim (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Dani (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Roo (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Annie (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Josie (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Tony (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Travis (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Dan (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Gina (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Rhys (0%, 1 Votes)
  • Brodie (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Shelley (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Rebecca (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Jade (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Max (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Rachel (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Hyde (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Roxy (0%, 0 Votes)
  • Saul (0%, 0 Votes)

Total Voters: 110

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Fairy lights

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

In today’s episode, Ruby got Geoff to take it to the next level with her. What was her secret weapon?  Fairy lights.  Geoff loves them, can’t get enough of them, thinks they are dead sexy.

Nicole, in the space of about two hours, found out Liam cheated on her, broke up with him, and decided she was in love with Aden.  The girl must be working to a deadline.  Also, her hair was deadly tied up.

Aden got the ok to move on from dead Belle, so he quit his job, nicked a car, and took Nicole on a spin. Not his brightest move.

Finally, Leah got Miles to eat something. I miss the days when he was eating in every scene.


Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Ooh Aden brought a moany bird to the formal and ended up with Silvery Nicole the whole night. Only, when he was about to go in for the kill, he was reminded of Belle and went nuts. Nicole and Liam had their “I respect you, I won’t rush you” talk for about the fifth time. Snoooooooooooze.

Martha found an engagement ring. It took her about twenty seconds before she copped on. Meanwhile, across town, Hugo was staring at a picture of Martha and Jack on their wedding day for ages. WHAT DOES HE KNOW?  IS JACK STILL ALIVE?

Suzy tried to lure Hugo back to Indonesia. Eff off Suzy. “Hello Marta”


Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Mmmm, I wonder where this bullying storyline is going? Now that Miles pulled Riley round the yard a bit, he’ll surely be up for assault. Then he’ll be suspended from his job. Then he’ll be vindicated and given his job back. In the middle somewhere I think Leah will lob the gob.

Nicole and Aden had a good oul’ flirt in the sea; Belle will be thrilled. Liam will be less thrilled. What about that wan he was teaching guitar to? What was the story with her hair?

wow it's massive


bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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