Tribal

Thursday, October 31st, 2013

Well, you would swear Bianca was marrying into an exotic tribe, the way the Braxtons were going on. Blood and Sand bracelets and meaningful surfs a go go.

Dresswatch:

Bianca – great
April – shocking
Tamara – good
Maddie – no
Cheryl – throw a gĂșna on, FFS
Roo – didn’t spot it but no doubt massive

The ghost bus

Tuesday, October 22nd, 2013

John, Marilyn and Jett are still trapped in the bush. John headed off to get help from a garage but while Jett and Marilyn were left behind they started talking about Gina and then shazam – the bus started working again. I think the bus is possessed by Gina’s ghost, which should make their tours interesting, if a bit spooky.

Sally is going to take Pippa 2 to the states, against the better judgement of the evil doctor. She had a few more run-ins with April but gave her a lecture where April seemed to take a few points from Dr Bradley. Sometimes doctors have to be tough apparently. She spoke to Tamara and told her it was time she made up her mind on Casey and Kyle, which bro will she go for, “Crazy Eyes” or “Jutting Jaw”?

New lows for the loser

Thursday, October 10th, 2013

Casey is telling everybody to get lost. Brax, Ricky, Tamara, they can all go to hell. The only person he’s getting on with now is Maddy. They went clubbing and then fell into the water on the beach the following morning. Maddy got some serve when she went home. Brax was worried about Sad Casey and sent Tamara over to chat to him. She couldn’t get through to him, he doesn’t want to listen to her, or anyone. She told him to get on with his life, he’s driving everyone away but he’s grand, he has the booze to keep him company. He tried it on with Maddy, but she told him where to go, even she’s copped onto his loserdom. She tried to get him to stop drinking, like Elizabeth Shue to Nicholas Cage in Leaving Las Vegas.

April is still having problems with her bitchy boss, Dr. Bradley. Who cares? I don’t, it’s very boring.

Sally is trying to sell her house, by walking around town looking for buyers, a novel approach to real estate. Alf and Sally took Pippa 2 out on the Blaxland for a boat trip, happy days. Pippa 2 wants to be a pirate when she grows up, should be if rather than when. Alf is selling the boat so that Sally will have the money to take her to hospital in the states, happier days ahead.

A pocket full of what-ifs and if-onlys

Tuesday, October 8th, 2013

Oh my Gawdfather. Irene advised Marilyn to follow her heart (girlie) and tell John she fancies him. So, off Marilyn went, full of bravado, and asked John to be her partner…in a tourist bus business. Those tours will be some crack, and probably full of Irish people trying to get a look at Brax.

New Dr. Ms. Bradley hates April, and loves Dex. She’ll be trying to entice him back into the supply closet. April refused to work for 48 hours on the trot, and Bradley said “off you go love, but don’t bother your hoop coming back”. FIGHT!

Roo and Sally nearly put everyone in a coma fighting over who would stay in the house, and who in a van. Roo won. She can fairly pull a convincing argument out of her massive dress when she wants to.

Sad case

Monday, October 7th, 2013

Casey’s depressed so he’s resorted to the only logical solution to make things better, hit the grog at work. What a great plan? He’s a smart fella. It was all going swimmingly until Maddy decided to take a swig out of it on the beach. She confronted him over it and he agreed to give her a drink, the fool. The two of them went on the lock in the gym and got wasted. Roo found them there and was unimpressed. Casey is a dead man, he deserves to be fired if not jail for letting a minor get drunk on the premises. Roo gave Maddy a serve but she turned it back on Roo.

April has a new boss at work who’s a dragon. She treating April badly and April is going to extreme lengths to impress her. This is going to end badly.

VJ apologised to Nina for accusing her in the wrong, she never stole his Pokemon card in the first place. The kids are all mates again except for Jett who’s in the dog house with Nina. He’s been dumped and she won’t take him back. What if Veej and Nina end up going out? Poor Jett will freak out.

It’s fiesta time

Monday, September 30th, 2013

Dex, Indi and April decided that they were going to have a mexican fiesta night with tacos, sombreros and fake moustaches. Those three are party animals.

Maddy and Spencer are best mates again now, even to the point of rolling around on the beach in their swimwear. Things are much smoother between them now that Sasha is out of the picture, or is she? Welcome back Sasha, your Bay needs you. She got sick of living in the bush with Dr. Sid, plus she missed a certain Spencer. He seemed a bit awkward around her when she met him at his van. Maddy didn’t seem too happy to see her so she went to the farm and gave her a serve, which left Sasha in tears, surprisingly. Why would she give a damn what she thinks? She’s worried that she’s messed it up with Spencer, turn’s out she’s right. He reckons she hurt him once and he’s not willing to let it happen again.

Veej and Jett are very suss about Pippa and her illness. They know something is up, which isn’t surprising given Sally and Bianca were discussing it in the corridor. Miss Scott took Zac out for a walk to go through her condition, which gave the young lads their opportunity to break into the office and check out Pippa’s file. Now they know what it is, they were able to look it up, the cat’s out of the bag. They decided to go have a chat with her, they didn’t realise she was unaware of it. Wait until John and Leah get hold of them, they’ll be hell to pay.

Bianca is having a principal’s dinner at the school, her first one. Since when is this a thing? I don’t remember any of the other principals holding one. Heath doesn’t want to go as he has to wear a suit, maybe he could turn up in his shorts and topless, his usual attire.

Farewell flying doctor and daughter

Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

Sid and Sasha are off to Broken Hill for his new job. It’s a pity they’re going, they were good characters. Sasha in particular is a big loss. On the plus side, Dex and April decided to stay so they’ll live on the farm now. They are overwhelmed by the idea of cleaning up after themselves. Tough life. Is Sid going to continue to pay their rent?

Brax and Ricky are having a great time with each other, all loved up. They made the mistake of saying how well things were going, bad move. A lady called to the door and served him with a subpoena so he’ll have to testify against her in court. How romantic.

Kyle has decided to go for broke with Tamara. This might mean that Casey will never forgive him but he’s going to risk that for the sake of his relationship. She has had a bit of a flashback on her captivity under Adam, this could cause problems. What’ll happen if she wakes up one day and remembers everything? Kyle could be out on his ear and Casey back in favour.

They’ll always have Paris, or at least Yabbie Creek

Tuesday, September 10th, 2013

Today’s bayside business was all domestic. Things have calmed down since Adam got locked up. Isn’t it time they got a new psycho or villain around to stir things up?

April decided to treat Dex to a romantic day. She gave him snails for breakfast at the farm. It was a beautiful alfresco meal. Then she gave him a tango lesson, which was going well until a snake cut in and bit her on the leg. How rude, it didn’t even ask. She passed out due to the snake bite while waiting on the ambo to show up, so he had to drive her to the hospital himself. That would be ok but he has’t driven a car since his accident and his nerves are shot.

John sent Sid on a wild goose chase to see to Marilyn’s sickness. Only problem is that she’s not sick. She apologised to Sid in the diner and then John showed up so she had to fess up. There will be a reckoning there at some stage.

Zac was pumping iron in the gym and asked Indi if he should work on his bad boy image, to make him attractive like a Braxton. Could this be a new love interest for her now that he’s single?

There was some stuff with Heath, Darcy and Connie but I’m too bored to go into it.

Women’s Health

Monday, September 9th, 2013

It’s back, it’s back! Hurrah!

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Ol’ Crazy Eyes Braxton is back!

Leah’s gaff is looking well, eh? I’m glad she put the break to good use, unlike some of her compatriots in Summer Bay:

  • Natalie spent it mooning after Brax
  • Brax spent it huffing and puffing and thrashing it out with Ricky
  • Ricky spent it hanging around the Bay even though most of the Braxtons hate her
  • Heath spent it showing off his Darcy Nipple Rocco tattoo
  • Bianca spent it wearing red negligees in front of everyone
  • April spent it trying to cheer up Dex
  • Dex spent it moping because April won’t marry him (yet)
  • Darcy’s granny spent it bringing ominous news…

Did you see Heath on Twotube before the episode? Bet he didn’t know he was talking to fellow soap star Denise from Glenroe!

Tea bags and tofu

Monday, July 29th, 2013

“I don’t want to marry you” was how April greeted Dexter’s pending proposal. She loves him too much to get married apparently. What’s the rush anyway, is what Indi and Sid were asking him, sure they have loads of time before the need to settle down.

Indi wishes she hadn’t gotten married to Romeo so young. She says it put extra pressure on their relationship and cost them a year, when they broke up, and she’d do anything to have that time back again. He’s still alive and out there now, I wonder if he’ll make a reappearance before he snuffs it? Maybe he’ll come back as a ghost and haunt the beach, riding phantom waves every morning.

Marilyn is moving out of John’s after Roo and Harvs staged an intervention. They told her that she was getting too close to John, again. There is no reason for her to still be living there, given that his back is better now. She moved back into the Caravan Park so they had better stock up on tea bags and tofu.

Casey is on the jar because Tamara left him. He should head off to Sid’s ditch and drink himself into next week, or head to Angelo’s and drink five shots like Brax did when Charlie died.

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Original image from This is Oz



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