Wed and fled

Friday, February 14th, 2014

After all the drama, April and Dex’s wedding passed off peacefully (despite her dress). The reception was in a barn, just like Jack and Martha’s. Thankfully, no crazy stalkers turned up.

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Later on, Indi went to the gym to reflect before she left the Bay. BUT, WHY DID ALF GO THERE TOO, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?

The next day, the Walker family (except Sasha) left town. Sasha was emotional, which was understandable, because she’ll never see her family again. Such is the way in Summer Bay.

Indi’s not selling the gym, but she is relinquishing control to the Bashing Brothers Braxton. Good move?

Wedding mayhem

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

Everyone loves a wedding, except the bride in this case:

Dex and April's wedding

Nothing was going quite right on the day. The cake was wrong, golf themed instead of wedding, Dex’s shirt got ruined and the flowers didn’t arrive. But it didn’t matter as the couple were so in love and nothing else mattered. Or so we thought.

April had last minute panic as poor Dex was left at the altar. Will Bianca and Tamara be able to persuade her that it’s all ok? Will she leg it to Paris on her own leaving him stranded with no wife and no career? April would want to watch it, if she gets to stressed she might regret it.

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Sasha needs a gaff

Wednesday, February 12th, 2014

Sid has decided that since Dex and April, and Indi, are leaving town, the farm should be rented out. Sensible. However, this renders Sasha homeless, so Sid wants to take her with him to live the life of a Flying Doctor. Sasha is not impressed. Who will take her in? Or, seeing as this is Summer Bay, the question should probably be: who won’t?

Dex and April are getting married tomorrow. That is some speedy wedding.

Tamara, single for one day, tried to talk Casey into resuming their relationship. Tsk. He had the good sense to say no.

Casey is going to take on the gym. It’s going to be called Braxton’s Bulging Biceps.

 

Take a walk on the wild side

Tuesday, February 11th, 2014

Dex & April went to Sasha’s day spa for their bucks and hen night. It ended up in a massive game of monopoly. Wild. April was accepted into her Paris course so they’re off to France, without telling their families. Sasha lost it as did Dr Sid who walked in the door as they were telling her. Great to have Sid back, maybe he’ll throw Dex a proper buck’s night in the ditch.

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Matt and the Sniper had a “secret meetup” outside the surf club but Leah spotted them. She knows something is up. Montgomery met Matt on the beech and told him to tell the cops that Bianca tried it on with him. He refused so she smacked him. I can’t see this going away in a hurry. Next she broke into the school and sprayed “Slag” on Bianca’s door, she’s trying to frame Matt again.

Casey got his HSC. I must say, I didn’t see that coming.

Dead set legend

Monday, February 10th, 2014

Chris explained to Sasha that Spencer wasn’t into Evelyn, thus saving the relationship. He then pronounced himself a dead set legend, which is a phrase I will henceforth be using daily.

Casey couldn’t make a decision for himself, so off he went to prison to visit Brax.

Dump her

Dump her, oi

Then Casey found Tamara at the farm, dumped her (if she gets back with Kyle arghhhhhhhhHHHHHH), and then Dopey Dex and April asked them to be best man and bridesmaid! The thicks. Of course, the other two thicks will go along with it and pretend to be a couple.

Finally, Jett and Nina left the barn and came back to the real world, whereupon Mr. John Palmer rightly give out yards to his adopted son.

Dramatic deficit

Tuesday, February 4th, 2014

Once you get used to kidnappings, death threats and murder attempts it’s pretty hard to get used to quiet nights in with a pizza and a movie. This is the problem facing Casey and Tamara. They had a chat about their situation and discussed their scenario.  How will they get over the lack of drama? Maybe they should invent a stalker or an assassin to put a bit of spark back into their relationship.

I’m a bit worried about Jett’s diet, it seems to consist solely of chip sandwiches and pizza, that can’t be too healthy for a growing boy. Nina was hiding out in his place but John found them and he told her parents. He was due to bring her back to boarding school but he fell asleep and the kids were gone when he woke up, they’ve done a runner.

April and Dex are heading to Paris. She’s got a place in the “University of Paris” and they’re going to move over together. Once they go and Indi leaves on her travels it will mean Sasha is the only Walker left in the bay, she’ll be oh so lonely.

I want to be friends with Dex on Facebook

Wednesday, January 15th, 2014

Dex and the Doc are engaged; he couldn’t contain himself and posted the news on Facebook before they had a chance to tell anyone in person. April wasn’t too pleased but got over it quickly enough. However, when Dr. Weird Accent wasn’t overly enthused about the subject of marriage, she questioned their decision a bit. Expect more will-they-won’t-they, until they finally do.

Josh is in a bad way in the hospital but he has Actual-Good-Nurse Hannah looking after him, and Ricky hovering nearby, so he should be right.

Spencer delivered Evelyn’s note to Oscar. In it, she warned Oscar not to let Spencer go on the retreat. She could have just told him that in person. Anyway, the discovery weekend is coming up, and Evelyn is guest of honour. Another cult-lady told her it was terrible, but wouldn’t divulge what went on. Evelyn is too young to have watched H&A in the good old cult days of Saul and Mumma Rose, so she doesn’t know creepy cults = teenage pregnancies. Here’s hoping Hannah, Zac and Oscar save the day (and buy her a new wardrobe).

Endings and engagements

Tuesday, January 14th, 2014

Indi took possession of Romeo’s ashes, and found a letter for her amongst his stuff. He wanted his ashes sprinkled in the sea so they all went to the cliff top and threw him into the surf. I half expected them to feature a ghost surfer in the distance, going out to sea. No sign of Dr. Sid to help his daughter through this difficult period.

Leah spent the day looking after Oscar, he’s lonely without Evelyn. She is having a great time in her crazy cult and their newest recruit is Spencer. He thinks that brand of “self-improvement” will help him to deal with his illness without medication, I doubt it will be that simple.

Hannah started work in the hospital. April was there at work but left to be with Dex and Indi. The memorial service made him think about popping the question again and this time she said yes. I knew it was only a matter of time with those kids.

Winston the Conqueror

Tuesday, November 26th, 2013

Winston’s off, with his best mate, Banger. Banger wasn’t that mad on Winston until recently. Ah well, I suppose if you can go on holiday at the drop of a hat, you can change your mind quickly too.

Imagine the adventures those boys will have…hanging out on the deck of a cruise ship…dressed in their onesies.

Winston told Alf to look after the Blaxland. He’ll never be rid of that yoke.

Spence went to hospital where it emerged that he hasn’t been taking his medication. He got a bit down, but April talked him round and he went to Sasha for support. That’s that then.

A new doll rocked into the Diner saying she was Chris’s girlfriend. Indi will have something to say about that.

ROMEO, ROMEO, WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO…AND ARE YOU DEAD OR WHAT?

Dr. Bradley’s Dastardly Break-Up

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Evil Dr. Bradley heard April and Dex gossiping one time too many and now is demanding one of them leave Summer Bay General. Fairly sure she could be done for unfair dismissal there.

Bianca doesn’t want to be known as Mrs. Braxton. Really, she doesn’t want to be in the same category as Cheryl. She’ll come around, though; my money is on her getting a blood and sand tattoo by the end of the week.

No sign of Spencil Hill and his manic behaviour in that episode; he’s off the meds that no-one mentioned since he arrived. Maybe he was climbing Stewart’s Point blindfolded or running to The City, or being generally giddy off-camera.

Ricky coaxed Tamara into visiting Casey in hospital. She did some mighty flirting when she got there. If anyone can get Case into a wheelchair, it’s her.

Brax has inexplicably left the Bay for a while. We know where he’s really gone – on a nightclub tour of Ireland!

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Original image from This is Oz



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