Ooh ex-Sergeant Risotto and babymama Nicole are an item now, and a steamy item at that! But Angelo followed Heath to a marijuana farm, rang Charlie for backup, (she was too busy taking it to the next level) then got caught by Heath. Will he ever return to his new love? Eek!

Marilyn is worried Nicole is getting too close to George the baby. She could have a point.

Liam is having a lot of “reactions” to “wine”. Bianca caught him out though. Did you know, when you’re on drugs, you have to sniff loudly all the time?

Poor Nicole was getting fairly fed up with being overdue, so Angelo asked his mama for the Risotto family tips. She suggested a quick ride, but it turned out some heavy flirting on the beach did the trick. The baby is coming at warp speed, too. Marilyn won’t like that.

I was expecting more drama on the junkie cruise, but the cops just arrested Billy when he disembarked. Maybe he was too scared when Morag said she could summon fish from the sea.

Romeo must be one of the biggest eejits to hit the Bay. He had a lovely girlfriend; he even foolishly failed his HSC to spend a year with her. Then she went to college and he took it to the next level with someone else. Now he’s raging because Indy is consorting with an Agriculture student. I’m not sure he knows how relationships work.

Well, it was only a matter of time till Brax wanted to go public with his Ladycop. She says no. However, they were holding hands in Angelo’s, so it will be about twenty minutes before someone realises what they’re up to.

Elijah was taken in by a junkie, invited him into his home, and was subsequently overpowered and bashed. Some ninja he is.

Given the way Marilyn was smothering Nicole she must have felt like saying “I’m on maternity, get me out of here!” She had enough of Marilyn’s schedule and girl’s day in, it was all getting too much. So when Angelo called over to see how she was doing, she took the opportunity to bail. Out of there like she stole something.

The two mates went down to the pier to see Romeo cleaning Alf’s boat. They begged the young layabout to let them on board and take the Blaxland out for a cruise. He relented, theft of property is no big deal when you have an ex YCPD Sergeant on board.

Angelo suggested Romeo start taking the boat out for charter cruises, like Hugo used to do. Maybe Romeo will get into people smuggling too. It would probably be more profitable that his surf school which isn’t going too well so far. He didn’t seem too impressed when the redhead boy turned up for his first lesson. IS he trying to say redheads can’t surf?

Marilyn, it turns out has rubbish taste in music.  Dr Sid, on the other hand, has way more street cred with his tunes.  He name checked Soundgarden, Nirvana and Pearl Jam.  The two of them seem to be drifting apart now.  I can see a lot of problems ahead.  Marilyn is getting very paranoid especially about Sid getting close to Roo.

How long before Angelo and Nicole start getting it on?  I hope something happens there, they are both sound. No doubt it will after the way she was groping him while applying fake tan.

Charlie is still living in easy street. It took all of 5 minutes for her to drop her guard and take it to the next level with Brax. Then she criticised Ruby for going out with somebody who’s wrong for her.  Maybe Charlie needs to take a bit of her own medicine.

Good job Grace fecked off, Elijah is up to his oxters with this new position. He’s helping out at a homeless shelter for young people. Summer Bay kept this facility nicely under wraps. I suppose it doesn’t fit in with the image of a beach paradise.

Liam forgot about his sexy date with Bianca and had a few scoops with Angelo and Roo instead. Bianca now thinks he’s an alco. Bit rich coming from her, sculling the wine despite Irene asking her not to drink in her house.

Irene started talking about ducks and frogs while April seems as mad as them. The poor young one is losing the plot altogether. Her school assignment and the need to have it perfect is pushing her over the edge. I hope Irene cops on and gets her help before she goes too far. Where is Bianca in all this? Surely she should be keeping an eye on her sister.

Angelo seems to be getting sucked in by Brax. The river boy is just a bit too smart for the ex cop and is running rings around him. First it was running up lines of credit for imaginary mates, now he seems to be laundering money through the tills. It reminds me of shakedown from the film Goodfellas.

To make matters worse, his love life is going badly too. Roo is moving in as a new housemate but Angelo thought there might be romantic benefits to the arrangement. She knocked him back for the reason that she’s too old for him. Poor little Angelo.

• Roo’s back
• Miles saw her in the nip
• Elijah told Leah he loves her
• There was a hooley in Angelo’s
• Miles did shots
• Sid was called out to the hospital
• Thabo died
• Sid went back to the party
• We bet Grace heads back to Zimbabwe

Nicole found the only fella in all of Australia who wouldn’t mind her being knocked up by a dead psycho; that’s pretty good going.  The whole experience has reminded her that she’s so much more than a gestational carrier.  Marilyn’s none too impressed though.

Brax set Angelo up by creating a fake drug deal.  Angelo rang Charlie, who was on it quicker than lightning (why did they break up?).  Now Brax knows where he stands with ex-Officer Risotto.

Angelo must be lacking in the restaurant management department.  First he was taking money from Penn, now Brax. Has he ever turned a profit?

Dr. Sid assisted in Thabo heart operation.  Come on, Sid, Rachel would have done that single-handedly and with her eyes closed.

Coleen fell asleep in the caravan park but woke up miles away by the coast. As Colleen put it “you don’t have to be an Eisenstein to figure out who did it”. She picked a stupid fight when she made enemies with the river boys and called the cops on them. Who knows what they’ll do next? Shoot her ‘van into orbit?

Stupid Angelo has decided to go into business with the Braxton boys. They offered him cheap booze and he’s taking them up on the offer as his tapas bar is struggling. I don’t understand how this will help though as he’s still lacking any customers, despite a better margin on his booze. For an ex cop, he’s pretty thick, but the standards for the YCPD were never pretty high. Charlie didn’t look impressed when she found out that her ex was selling stolen booze in his joint. There may be trouble ahead.