I’ll miss Nicole and Angelo.  Don’t think I can say the same for baby George as I haven’t had as much time to get to know him.  They had some good storylines in fairness.  What about the time Nicole trying it on with holy Geoff? Who can forget the time that Angelo shot his colleague Jack?  How we laughed.

The bay will be a duller place without them.  At least we have Marilyn to keep us amused.  Child kidnapping isn’t a bad way to keep the town talking.  Luckily for her, Nic isn’t pressing charges so she got away with that one.

Is Roo some kind of world class problem solver?  She’s a one woman A-team.  She defused the kidnapping situation and made sure George got back to Nicole in one piece.  I wonder if part of her wouldn’t have minded to see Marilyn locked up, leaving a clear path to Sid.  Given her mental state and all of the flirtatious texting going on, I think the doctor would be on for that scenario too.

So, Marilyn has absconded with George. I can’t believe Doctor Sid wasn’t keeping a closer eye on them. Cue mega-moany face from Nicole.

Nicole and Angelo aren’t leaving a forwarding address. That’s a nice how-do-you-do after all the support they got in Summer Bay. I hope they at least bring the child to visit Roman in prison. Could he be the Bay’s youngest granda?

Why doesn’t Nicole live in her own house? You’d imagine it would be perfect for a newborn.

Poor, poor Marilyn; Nicole wants her baby back. She came to this conclusion after Penn’s great-grandfather showed up and praised her mammying skills. Random. Marilyn was naturally absolutely devastated, but Sid just looked mildly irritated. He was probably thinking, “that’s grand, I can run off with Roo now”.

I love how Angelo is all on board for taking on George. Has he ever even held him? Never mind that he’s only with Nicole three weeks.

The Braxeses are in trouble now. Angelo set up a state-of-the-art CCTV system in his struggling restaurant. Now he knows that they set him up to be attacked, and that Charlie and Brax are an item. Charlie broke up with Brax over it, so he might go off the rails and start smashing stuff/people.

High drama!

Help us solve this mystery, where did the chlamydia originate? Have we left someone out?

Edit: it doesn’t matter, Ruby doesn’t have chlamydia, so the buck stops with Emily.

Someone in the Home and Away wardrobe department must hate Indy. Her ensembles are bizarre. What was the craic with the weird bikini-sack combo she was wearing in today’s episode? I don’t even know what you’d call that. It worked anyway, she and Romeo are back together. Dr. Sid is not impressed.

Liam is doing it tough, it’s rehab time I think. Apparently Romeo is his best friend, first I heard of it though. April was strangely sympathetic towards Liam, she thought Bianca should be happy enough to have a junkie boyfriend. Bianca dashed to Angelo’s gaff, but the rocker had already skipped town.

Angelo’s ok. He just has a touch of the coma. Doctor Sid will sort him out.

Poor oul’ Casey, he’s the best of the Braxtons, but things with Ruby are dodgy since the disappearance of Angelo. Apparently he was like a “stepdad” to Rubes. Indy talked some sense into her, and the two ladies made up while they were at it. Awww friends…

Colleen got her undergarments in a twist over Keith, so Morag invited him to the caravan park to thrash it out. Colleen used a weird whispery voice to tell Keith she wanted to be more than friends. Level 1 achieved, yippee for Mrs. Smart. Even if Keith is about twice her height.

Meanwhile, at sea, Romeo was running a divorce cruise with a load of rowdy ladies. One fell overboard and the Captain saved her. I think it was all a ruse to get Romeo to strip.

Marilyn and Sid were performing their own Carry On film, after he came home locked as a result of hanging out with Elijah. Luckily George started crying and saved us all the embarrassment.

Colleen and Keith found the most obvious grave ever in the woods. IS IT ANGELO ROSETTA’S?

…but I have faith in young Rosetta’s survival instincts. The net is closing in on the Braxes though. How will Charlie ever forgive Brax for this? Probably easily enough, given his powers of persuasion. Also, Ruby didn’t seem too upset over Angelo’s disappearance; that was fairly cold considering they lived together for ages.

April is back with Xavier, but Dex secretly LOVES her. Bad choice, April!

Where’s Angelo?  The river boys knocked him out yesterday and now he’s come a cropper.  They buried his wallet and phone and took his body away, we don’t even know if he’s dead or alive.  Come back Angelo, Nicole needs you!

I think Charlie is trying to win an award. She must be a shoe in for “gullible Australian of the year”.  Angelo phoned her to tell her about the hash crop and she finds the river boys near by.  Then Brax sweet talked her out of arresting his brother Heath.  Now she believes him and will act as his alibi.  She is a dope.  It was obvious before but now it’s clear as day.  This is a new low in the shameful history of YCPD.  Take a bow Charlie, take a bow.

Ooh ex-Sergeant Risotto and babymama Nicole are an item now, and a steamy item at that! But Angelo followed Heath to a marijuana farm, rang Charlie for backup, (she was too busy taking it to the next level) then got caught by Heath. Will he ever return to his new love? Eek!

Marilyn is worried Nicole is getting too close to George the baby. She could have a point.

Liam is having a lot of “reactions” to “wine”. Bianca caught him out though. Did you know, when you’re on drugs, you have to sniff loudly all the time?