Running out of second chances

Thursday, September 25th, 2014

Hannah is pretty slow on the uptake. She confronted Zac about the drugs at the farm and finally figured out that she was led up the garden path by Andy, he was to blame for the dope. Josh confronted his bro on the beach and gave him grief over his bashing. No doubt he’ll give him another chance, he always does. Maybe Hannah will give him another chance too, she usually does. Meanwhile Zac has moved out of the farm, he’s sick of Hannah and her ways.

Roo is trying to organise Marilyn’s wedding and going overboard. Poor Marilyn is getting stressed even though the wedding is months away. She even went to John to try and recruit his help, even though the two of them want a simple beach wedding.

Maddy and Spencer went for a game of pool while she tried to get in contact with Josh but there was no answer from him. Maddy has copped on that there is something up with her fella, that relationship won’t last too long in my opinion. She went to the farm to find him hanging out with Evelyn. She asked them what was happening between them but didn’t get any straight answers and stormed off.

Stewart-Barrett face-off

Thursday, September 18th, 2014

Too much madness in that episode:

  • Phoebe not confessing that all she is trying to do is get herself and Kyle a gaff
  • Roo not telling anyone why she went to South America and pretending it was because she needs her own space
  • Marilyn not wanting to move out of the caravan park and live with her fiancé and pretendy son
  • Hannah doing some weeding on the farm! Ok, that’s normal, which is what makes it weird
  • Kyle doing some amazing jaw-jutting aka the most Kyle face ever
  • Andy Barrett being scared by Alf
Just jutting jaw

Just jutting jaw

Cop caller

Friday, September 12th, 2014

Spencer is insistant that he’s going to call the cops, despite Josh having told him that Andy got rid of the drugs. Unbeknownst to Josh,  Andy had just hidden them on the farm rather than getting rid of them. The cops turned up to question Andy and took him in for questioning in front of Hannah, Josh and Evie. Josh saw Spencer on the beach and blamed him for Andy’s arrest and punched his lights out, even though Spencer denied calling the old bill in the first place.

Psychic twins alert! Ozone knew that Evie was upset by using his mental powers. Evie went to confront Zac over his plan to move out. He can’t handle Andy and Hannah so he wants to leave them to it but the twins want him to stay.

Darcy was missing so Heath and Brax went looking for her. She was afraid to go to the hospital with her sore arm. Some friend of Darcy’s went to the hospital once and didn’t get to return home so Darcy was afraid that the same thing might happen to her.

Pizza frisbee

Tuesday, September 9th, 2014

Irene invented a new sport today by hurling one of Angelo’s finest take away pizzas off the end of the pier. Sasha jumped into the water to rescue it because she was worried about the environmental impact. The end result was that Sasha got her job back as she covered at the diner.

Brax is still moping over the fact that his brothers can take care of themselves. He is missing the drama but it led him to believe that he did a good job in helping them, maybe he’s ready to have a baby with Ricky now?

Kyle and Phoebe tried to rent a flat but didn’t get one due to his name and criminal ways. Why should he still be punished for his past? He’s a reformed man now and hasn’t kidnapped anybody in weeks.

Ozone gave out to Zac for his bum advise which resulted in his bashing. He said Zac is still hung up on Hannah and can’t focus on the twins. Andy got praise from Hannah for helping Zac but it looks like he had a secret drug stash taped under his caravan, she won’t be impressed when that comes to light.

 

Ozone

Monday, September 8th, 2014

There is great mickey-swinging going on down at the farm at the moment. Oscar (aka Ozone) was starting his community service with conflicting advice from Zac and Andy. Zac advocated keeping his head down, while Andy said Ozone should go in all guns blazing, so that no-one would mess with him. Guess who was right? Poor Oscar ended up like something out of True Blood, once the local hoons were finished with him.

Vampire Oscar

Vampire Oscar

In a related matter, apparently you can do community service topless in Australia.

Vests optional

Vests optional

Kyle and Phoebe are moving in together, and looking for a flat. They are very fussy. As a friend of ours might say, it’s not their forever house. Anyway, they remembered that Kyle being a former convict might prove tricky. No way, lads?

Roo has meningitis I hear. She’s been out of action for a good while now, should I ready the wall of death?

Alf cries; we all cry

Thursday, September 4th, 2014
Worried Alf

Worried Alf

Roo is still in Summer Bay General and her condition looks to be worsening. She had a seizure after Alf told her to wake up. Rebellious to the last.

Casey and Denny are a bona fide thing now, he even went to the farm for dinner. He also slept in his car as he wouldn’t be able to control himself if he went back for his displaced car keys. Eh what?

Chris is taking a duvet day as he’s finding Denny’s hasty new coupling a bit troubling.

Zac pretended he and Oscar were going on a pre-arranged camping trip, so he wouldn’t have to have dinner with Andy. I’d be inclined to do the same thing.

A mud hut in Mangrove River

Thursday, August 28th, 2014

John and Marilyn were having trouble fitting in at the caravan park, so they decided to look at buying a new property. However, purchasing was proving too expensive, so renting was the next option they considered. Hannah and Oscar chipped in with some impromptu real estate advice, but the lovebirds finally decided to give John’s house another go. Much ado about nothing there, lads.

Heath was offering advice too. He told Andy that Hannah clearly doesn’t consider him her relationship equal. Andy took this on board and confronted Hannah.

Phoebe went off half-cocked and decided to sell anything her father ever gave. Luckily, Kyle (in a YOLO tshirt) talked some sense into her.

YOLO, Kyle

YOLO, Kyle

Roo was still complaining of “jet lag”. She mentioned it four or five times. Now, when someone complains of an ailment in Summer Bay, they usually die of it shortly after (see Gina and her headaches). Roo later collapsed due to said mystery ailment. So, what do ye reckon? Cancaaah?

Harley wore another hat.

I just want to get on with my punishment

Tuesday, August 19th, 2014

Oscar is the biggest martyr yet. He is feeling very guilty about nearly killing Tamara, and is only dying for someone to give him a bashing or similar as punishment. He got 100 hours of parks and rec. That won’t help his panic attacks. Neither will getting advice from Andy Barrett.

Andy was also doling out love advice to Casey. Young Braxton told Denny to keep her distance, then was all confused when she tried to cancel her gym membership, then went to meet her on the beach for a pash. Wait till Chris gets wind of this.

Marilyn is gearing up for the wedding of the century, and John couldn’t care less. Roo is coming home for help with the preparations, though. I think she should bring Colleen on a holiday from Vegas.

Back to Oscar – he’s another creative prodigy. How come all the kids at Summer Bay High are deadly at art?

Phoebe was going to call the cops on her dad, but the Braxton bros convinced her otherwise. She just phoned him up and gave out to him instead.

Max make-up

Max make-up

Bye bye Braxton

Tuesday, August 12th, 2014

Why aren’t Heath and Andy better mates? They’re both dum and have dodgy pasts, and are currently trying to reform themselves for their partners.

Oscar is cured after a talk with Andy, he told him to get over it and he has. Hannah tricked Andy into giving Oscar a pep talk, which he did but he wasn’t happy with the position she put him in so he broke it off with her. What is he at?

Bianca and Heath are about to leave town due to her transfer, only one problem, Heath doesn’t know about it yet. She told him she was going to turn it down but he told her not to, that’s them done.

Nate isn’t getting on with his wife Sophie. It turns out that they met when he saved her from a car accident, is that ethical practice for a doctor? They had a showdown in her school office which rapidly turned into a steamy sex session. Maybe she can’t resist his accent?

Braxton punch count: 0
Braxton “dog” count: 0

Bullets Braxton bound

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

Phoebe’s Dad returned full of apologies for Kyle and Brax. Can a leopard change his spots? I doubt it.

Casey is doing it tough because Tamara is gone, Kyle didn’t seem to notice her departure. Denny wanted to help cheer him up but Chris is still a bit insecure about his girlfriend’s friendship with Casey, in the long run I think he might be right.

Andy is causing hassle left right and centre. He tried to start a row with Brax on the beach and then in Angelo’s. Why is he so aggro?

John wants Marilyn to help him with Jett so she gave him a tough punishment. He’s annoyed with her now but the kid needs to learn, he can’t keep hooning around like a little larrikin.

Brax and Ricky survived an assassination attempt when somebody shot in the window of their gaff. Who’s behind it? Andy is too thick to use a firearm so maybe it was somebody hired by Phoebe’s father?

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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