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Summer Bay’s Sexiest…

Wednesday, August 7th, 2013

…is the name of a series of episodes, currently on Channel 5 at 6:30 (and Channel 5 + 1 at 7:30). Roo the Ledgebag lived up to her (his?) name and let us know.

Today’s episode was Aden and Belle’s wedding. Ah it was gas, look.

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Terrible dress

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Simpleton No. 1

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Simpleton No. 2

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Ruby’s hair confounds Morag

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Not really living up to the name

Ups and downs

Thursday, April 4th, 2013

After all that to-and-fro, Bianca and Heath are now engaged. In a mad/nice move, Celia gave Heath her engagement ring, from her marriage that never was. Les sounds like a nice sort.

So, there’s another Home and Away wedding in the works. It’s been 13 months since Bianca’s last big day, and 14 months since she was going to marry the Prince.

When Celia told Alf about her generosity, he told her her work was done, and to pack her bags. Strange logic, but it seemed to work. Celia is off into the wide blue yonder again. Shame, they could do with a older lady for comic relief. Yoo-hoo, only me!

Sasha is becoming fast friends with Maddie and Spence, and Rosie doesn’t like it one bit. The poor child is gone daft with loneliness. So she tried to fake-drown herself in the sea, in order to get Sasha’s attention. I found myself shouting “would ye just float” at the telly. I’d say they were only a few feet into the ocean.

Poor Sasha too, she always attracts the nutters. Maybe she’ll have to “accidentally” kill Rosie too.*

Real-life Sasha and Rosie are on Twitter, see our H&A twitter list here.

 

 

* Only messing, Sasha, old chum.

25 years a-flamin’

Thursday, January 17th, 2013

Happy birthday to Home and Away! It’s 25 years today since it first aired. Back then, Alf was but a nipper, and Gawd hadn’t saved Ireland yet. Tell us what your favourite H&A moments are in the comments! My personal favourites are Saul’s cult (I said cult), and most recently, Sid in the ditch. Milco turning up was pretty good too.

In today’s episode, The Boize went to The City to fetch Kyle. They had to wear jackets for this. A serious operation requires serious clothing, or, at least, fewer vests. After some police action, and chats to Kyle’s mate, Brax and Heath got their man. Now, what will they do with him?

Bianca is a shambles. She fell asleep at work, then went straight to the next level with Adam, in order to ensure her gear supply doesn’t dry up.

No punches pulled

Monday, October 22nd, 2012

Well, a few people took their veritaserum in that episode:

  1. Sasha rightly told Indi she was a walking disgrace for getting together with Liam so soon after breaking up with his “best mate”* Romeo.
  2. Veej pointed out to Liam that none of his relationships last, e.g. Bianca, Hayley. It’s a sad day when a 13-year-old is giving you love advice.
  3. Sid told April to wake up and smell the comatose boyfriend. He’s losing hope.

Also, in a realistic move, Sid phoned Dex’s ma.

Finally, why does Liam wear leather jackets when everyone else is in vests and shorts? Does he think he’s back in Ireland or what?

* About 5 times in that episode, someone referred to Liam and Romeo being best mates. Not since the days of building Liam’s house-that-never-was have they had a storyline together – amirite?

You know we…

Monday, July 30th, 2012

…will be watching the Home and Away pilot episode, on Channel 5, this evening, at 6!

http://www.channel5.com/shows/home-and-away/from-day-one-on-5

Old episodes on Channel 5

Thursday, June 28th, 2012

Channel 5 are showing old episodes of Home and Away over the Summer, from Monday 30th July. You can vote on which episode you’d like to see. My favourite so far is The One with Ailsa’s ghost!

Word on the street is you can tune in Channel 5 on Sky, under Other Channels.

Find out more here.

Great birthday present

Wednesday, July 7th, 2010

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Unbelieveable. Kate Ritchie introducing the Summer Bay weddings of the past. We had a pregnant (with Martha?) Roo running out on Frank, Alf and Ailsa slying off to become man and wife, and Angel miraculously rising from her wheelchair to walk down the aisle. Not to mention Don and Marilyn’s nuptials, and Hayley’s ghost dad giving her away. Hayley was always seeing ghosts. Do yis want a lend?

Best Home and Away moment ever

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

“Ails, what have you done?”

Summer Bay Bunyip

Friday, February 9th, 2007

Back in the day, tourism in Summer Bay wasn’t what it is now. A rumour went around the bay that there might be a Bunyip at large in the vicinity. Enterprising Adam, a bit of a whealer dealer, decided that he would do his bit for the Aussie equivalent of Bord Failte. He dressed up in a monster costume and prowled around the bay. Sightings of the Bunyip soared, as did the tourist figures. Bobby and Ailsa in the diner decied to cash in on the craze and started to sell Bunyip Burgers in the diner. Needless to say, Adam was found out and life went back to normal.

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Original image from This is Oz



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