Here’s the latest in Summer bay surf wear as modeled by us, the staff of Home and Away Ireland.

Two friends of ours (the handsome Saul and a beautiful unnamed lady) went to real-life Summer Bay, and here are the results.  Click the photos to see them full-size!

Meanwhile, on telly H&A, Nicole had her baby and wants to keep it. It’s heartbreaking really. She’s a good wee actor, that one. Also, Indy was wearing MC Hammer pants and has a stalker.

I’m sorry, I’m driving through a tunnel, goodbye Dex.

Oh deadly, Roo and Morag are on Captain Romeo’s junkie boat cruise. This is going to end very happily.

I still don’t know how Elijah got bashed. He’s massive. The hospital bed barely contains him. Relations between him and Leah seem to be on the mend.

Look what we were sent, from the set of Home and Away! It’s almost like we were there ourselves.  See full-size image here (is that Romeo?).

Only down unda, though. I wonder if she’ll do any of the following:

• pole dancing
• deafen someone with a fake spider
• people smuggling
• be widowed
• remarry

Home and Away is on hiatus on RTE Two.  I think the song lyrics should be amended to “You know we belong together, except when we take a break for Punchestown”.

Ah, he sounds like a grand chap.

Commenter Fitz mentioned this yesterday,  Channel 5 have started a competition to find a Home and Away reporter.  I’d say it would be nearly as good as writing for the Coastal News.

At the genius suggestion of strikemeroan, here’s “Kisses hurt so much” a la Duck Sauce.

Go Liam go

Check this out; who do you think wears the beard best? This was sent to homeandawayireland HQ by the reader known only as Saul.

Wait til you hear this.  Click on The segmented breakfast show and then Wednesday’s political panel.
http://www.newstalk.ie/programmes/all/breakfast/podcasts/
Listen from about 13 minutes onwards for a minute.  Great Election tips for candidates.