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Monday, September 9th, 2013

It’s back, it’s back! Hurrah!


Ol’ Crazy Eyes Braxton is back!

Leah’s gaff is looking well, eh? I’m glad she put the break to good use, unlike some of her compatriots in Summer Bay:

  • Natalie spent it mooning after Brax
  • Brax spent it huffing and puffing and thrashing it out with Ricky
  • Ricky spent it hanging around the Bay even though most of the Braxtons hate her
  • Heath spent it showing off his Darcy Nipple Rocco tattoo
  • Bianca spent it wearing red negligees in front of everyone
  • April spent it trying to cheer up Dex
  • Dex spent it moping because April won’t marry him (yet)
  • Darcy’s granny spent it bringing ominous news…

Did you see Heath on Twotube before the episode? Bet he didn’t know he was talking to fellow soap star Denise from Glenroe!

Home and Away back next week and filming in London!

Wednesday, September 4th, 2013


Alf ag teacht go hÉirinn

Thursday, July 25th, 2013

You may have already heard this joyous news, but just in case…

Details here – OI.

Alf mad for Sally

Thursday, June 6th, 2013

Ray Meagher wants her back, for good.

John Palmer expresses his sorrow

Thursday, May 23rd, 2013

Ok, it’s on Twitter, but still:

Do you want to be on telly, talking about Home and Away?

Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

Well? Would you like to proclaim your love for H&A to the whole world, or at least, the Irish viewing public?

If so, and if you are between the ages of 18-24 (*sob*), leave a comment below to tell us, or email Orla at

Did yis hear Brax is going to be IN Hercules?

Tuesday, May 14th, 2013

I might be getting my gods mixed up here, but I can hear it now:

“By the Hammer of Thor…OI!”

See more about Brax in Hercules here.



P.S. Thanks Nicola for the correction!

The maddest eyes ever

Tuesday, April 16th, 2013

Zach knocked around to Chez Braxton to tell Casey he have to head back to the clink. Casey proceeded to do the wildest eyes I have ever seen. I’m surprised he didn’t have a rage stroke. I’m also surprised Zach didn’t burn to a crisp under Casey’s extreme glare.

Tamara had a stupid row with Gina over the school uniform. Casey cannily spotted the real issue – she’s scared of going back to school.

Casey is now doing the TPC or the TCP or whatever. He’s not attempting the HSC anymore. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Tilda got her comeuppance as Jett wrote her essay, detailing how she is a bully and how “Jett James is the hottest guy in school”. Another HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA for you, Tilda.

Maddie and Roo made up. I would have kicked Maddie out on her ear, she is the most ungrateful yoke.

Luke Mitchell aka Romeo is here, I presume it’s to Save Ireland seeing as Gawd hasn’t done it yet. Here he is on TwoTube:

Alf Stewart…in a tux

Sunday, April 7th, 2013

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BREAKING: “Stone the flamin’ crows” actual saying

Monday, March 11th, 2013

According to Ray Meagher anyway.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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