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Some light reading for the weekend

Ailsa — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:48:40 +0000

Jessica Tovey aka Belle seems sound.

Poor Rebecca Breeds aka Ruby has voices in her head.

A Summer Bay Christmas

Ailsa — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 10:30:12 +0000

We have had a number of requests for a group-blog, self-penned Christmas Home and Away episode, so here goes…

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FADE-IN INT. BEACH. THE SHRIMPS ARE ON THE BARBIE (stereotypical much?)

Alf (dressed as Santa): Ho-ho-Hogan’s ghost! What the flamin’ hell’s going on here?

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Em, a nice short start from me there, now it’s over to you…

Brax on Facebook

Ailsa — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 20:09:50 +0000

There are loads of Brax-related groups on Facebook, here’s a select few:

and of course, (this one was sent in by commenter Sally Fletcher)

The sinking feeling when Brax isn’t on Home and Away for an episode

Is Brax your favourite H&A male at the moment?

Roo sings!

Ailsa — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 10:35:46 +0000

HogansGhost! alerted us to this one, Georgie Parker aka Roo singing in yet another voluminous dress.

Here she is in an ad from the 80s:

In fairness, she also does work for Unicef:

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Heath in makeup

Ailsa — Sat, 15 Oct 2011 15:15:27 +0000

Commenter Sally Fletcher sent us this video of Dan Ewing aka Heath being interviewed about tattoos and guinea pigs.

Also, here’s a tumblr dedicated to Josh Quong-Tart. And why not?

Out of the habit

Ailsa — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 08:22:47 +0000

Would you believe, we actually forgot to watch Home and Away last night? What happened? Related posts: Patterson-Baker-Copeland You wouldn’t get that in Bobby’s day Today’s episode Related posts:

Whoooosh

Ailsa — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 09:57:34 +0000

Have a gander at Alex’s inspired depiction of Hurricane Irene below, he stuck it up on the facebook page. OH MY GAWDFATHER.

Also, don’t forget to update our self-penned episode before H&A returns tonight!

Our great annual self-penned H&A episode

Ailsa — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 20:15:23 +0000

Now that we’ve all had time to get used to the gap that Home and Away has left in our lives, it’s time to ease ourselves back into a Summer Bay mindset by writing our own episode. We did this last year and it was amazing.

If it doesn’t descend into FILTH, that’ll be a nice bonus.

And now, without further ado………

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FADE-IN INT. ANGELO’S POSH TAPAS RESTAURANT (IT’S VERY BUSY TODAY)

BRAX (polishing glasses): Aww, I was thinking of getting another tat, what d’ya reckon?

HEATH (scowling): I wouldn’t do it, bro. It’ll take away from your ripper Blood ‘n Sand one.

BRAX: People will still know I’m a River Boy though, due to my toughness and muscles.

CHARLIE ENTERS

CHARLIE (looks suspicious): What’s going on here?

HEATH: Just a brotherly chat, Sergeant.

CHARLIE LOOKS CONFUSED

HEATH LEAVES

BRAX AND CHARLIE START PASHING VERY SECRETLY IN FULL VIEW OF EVERYONE

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Wow, what a start – who’s next? Over to you………..

I can’t believe it took so long

Ailsa — Fri, 12 Aug 2011 08:35:06 +0000

Alf is going to be commemorated in wax. Unfortunately you have to go as far as Sydney to get a look at him.

Also, Esther Anderson aka Charlie says her ma fancies Brax. Ooh-er. Also, she was born in Geelong.

My big fat Gypsy return

Ailsa — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 09:00:37 +0000

It’s been on Facebook, it’s been on Twitter and now here is the blog announcement that Ms. Gypsy Nash is returning to Summer Bay! Once the town’s biggest wagon, then a roadside ma, who knows what scandal she’ll bring with her this time. I bet she makes a beeline for Dr. Sid.

Calling all surfies

Flathead — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 18:50:21 +0000

Here’s the latest in Summer bay surf wear as modeled by us, the staff of Home and Away Ireland.

A day on the Home and Away set

Ailsa — Thu, 19 May 2011 09:51:15 +0000

Two friends of ours (the handsome Saul and a beautiful unnamed lady) went to real-life Summer Bay, and here are the results. Click the photos to see them full-size!

Meanwhile, on telly H&A, Nicole had her baby and wants to keep it. It’s heartbreaking really. She’s a good wee actor, that one. Also, Indy was wearing MC Hammer pants and has a stalker.

I’m sorry, I’m driving through a tunnel, goodbye Dex.

Go Go Junkie

Ailsa — Tue, 17 May 2011 21:36:11 +0000

Oh deadly, Roo and Morag are on Captain Romeo’s junkie boat cruise. This is going to end very happily.

I still don’t know how Elijah got bashed. He’s massive. The hospital bed barely contains him. Relations between him and Leah seem to be on the mend.

Look what we were sent, from the set of Home and Away! It’s almost like we were there ourselves. See full-size image here (is that Romeo?).

Martha back on telly

Ailsa — Sun, 08 May 2011 16:36:32 +0000

Only down unda, though. I wonder if she’ll do any of the following:

pole dancing
deafen someone with a fake spider
people smuggling
be widowed
remarry

Grrrr

Ailsa — Mon, 02 May 2011 19:45:52 +0000

Home and Away is on hiatus on RTE Two. I think the song lyrics should be amended to “You know we belong together, except when we take a break for Punchestown”. Related posts: Mad Milco beyond the Thunderdrome It’s all about the money Break x 2 Related posts:

Kim Hyde likes Horse Outside

Ailsa — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 09:35:42 +0000

Ah, he sounds like a grand chap.

Best. Job. Ever.

Ailsa — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 08:40:36 +0000

Commenter Fitz mentioned this yesterday, Channel 5 have started a competition to find a Home and Away reporter. I’d say it would be nearly as good as writing for the Coastal News.

Duck sauce remix – kisses hurt so much

Ailsa — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 09:41:24 +0000

At the genius suggestion of strikemeroan, here’s “Kisses hurt so much” a la Duck Sauce.

Go Liam go

Fan art

Ailsa — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 08:59:50 +0000

Check this out; who do you think wears the beard best? This was sent to homeandawayireland HQ by the reader known only as Saul.

Home and Away bad news for politicians

Flathead — Thu, 13 Jan 2011 21:04:11 +0000

Wait til you hear this. Click on The segmented breakfast show and then Wednesday’s political panel.
http://www.newstalk.ie/programmes/all/breakfast/podcasts/
Listen from about 13 minutes onwards for a minute. Great Election tips for candidates.