Jessica Tovey aka Belle seems sound.

Poor Rebecca Breeds aka Ruby has voices in her head.

We have had a number of requests for a group-blog, self-penned Christmas Home and Away episode, so here goes…

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FADE-IN INT. BEACH. THE SHRIMPS ARE ON THE BARBIE (stereotypical much?)

Alf (dressed as Santa): Ho-ho-Hogan’s ghost! What the flamin’ hell’s going on here?

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Em, a nice short start from me there, now it’s over to you…

There are loads of Brax-related groups on Facebook, here’s a select few:

• Brax
• I don’t care how lame Home And Away is I just watch it for “Brax”
• Brax “Daryl” Braxton
• Charlie Buckton and Darryl ‘Brax’ Braxton – H&A
• Emotionally Breaking Down When Brax Isn’t On Home And Away For An Episode
• Home and away’s BRAX should always be shirtless and in love with me!!!
• Brax Braxton
• Summer Bay hottest new couple Cbrax (Charlie & Brax from Home & Away)
• Keep Charlie & Brax together in Home & Away
• BRAX is Hotter than HOT Just Saying

HogansGhost! alerted us to this one, Georgie Parker aka Roo singing in yet another voluminous dress.

Here she is in an ad from the 80s:

In fairness, she also does work for Unicef:

Commenter Sally Fletcher sent us this video of Dan Ewing aka Heath being interviewed about tattoos and guinea pigs.

Also, here’s a tumblr dedicated to Josh Quong-Tart. And why not?

Would you believe, we actually forgot to watch Home and Away last night? What happened?

Have a gander at Alex’s inspired depiction of Hurricane Irene below, he stuck it up on the facebook page.  OH MY GAWDFATHER.

Also, don’t forget to update our self-penned episode before H&A returns tonight!

Now that we’ve all had time to get used to the gap that Home and Away has left in our lives, it’s time to ease ourselves back into a Summer Bay mindset by writing our own episode. We did this last year and it was amazing.

If it doesn’t descend into FILTH, that’ll be a nice bonus.

And now, without further ado………

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FADE-IN INT. ANGELO’S POSH TAPAS RESTAURANT (IT’S VERY BUSY TODAY)

BRAX (polishing glasses):  Aww, I was thinking of getting another tat, what d’ya reckon?

HEATH (scowling): I wouldn’t do it, bro. It’ll take away from your ripper Blood ‘n Sand one.

BRAX: People will still know I’m a River Boy though, due to my toughness and muscles.

CHARLIE ENTERS

CHARLIE (looks suspicious): What’s going on here?

HEATH: Just a brotherly chat, Sergeant.

CHARLIE LOOKS CONFUSED

HEATH LEAVES

BRAX AND CHARLIE START PASHING VERY SECRETLY IN FULL VIEW OF EVERYONE

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Wow, what a start – who’s next? Over to you………..

Alf is going to be commemorated in wax. Unfortunately you have to go as far as Sydney to get a look at him.

Also, Esther Anderson aka Charlie says her ma fancies Brax.  Ooh-er. Also, she was born in Geelong.

It’s been on Facebook, it’s been on Twitter and now here is the blog announcement that Ms. Gypsy Nash is returning to Summer Bay!  Once the town’s biggest wagon, then a roadside ma, who knows what scandal she’ll bring with her this time.   I bet she makes a beeline for Dr. Sid.