Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

Wallopers

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

‘You’re lucky I didn’t call the flamin’ wallopers!’ sez Alf, referring to the cops.  I wonder how they got that nickname?

Classic Colleen

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

“The rumour’s been spreading like wildlife” according to Colleen. But what type of wildlife?  A koala?  A dingo?  Maybe it was the fabled summer bay Bunyip.

Irene to Belle

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

“You get your boney butt back here girlie!” 

Oh GAWD!

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Irene’s date offered her a glass of very posh wine on their first date down the docks.  The background music hummed ominously as she accepted it, but she did put it aside.  Oh my gawdfather, will she fall off the wagon to win Lou’s heart?

Charlie warns Jack

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

“You nearly crossed the line Jack”. When was he ever any other way? He lives so far over the line that he can’t even see it.

Finally

Friday, September 26th, 2008

“Questionable hairstyle” was what Mathilda’s Uni room mate said when she saw the photo of Ric. Not half.

True that

Friday, September 26th, 2008

“Men focus, women fuss. It’s the nature of things” according to Ross when Irene asked him how he had time for a coffee on the morning of his wedding.

Coleen protests her innocence

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

“I’ve never sent a false pretext in my life” was what Colleen said to Betty in the Diner as they spied on Morag.

Irene to a spaced out Rick

Monday, May 12th, 2008

“Earth to Bugalugs.” Rick was taken aback at the news to Colleen being his great aunt.

Irene is shocked

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

“Oh my gawdfather!”
Irene upon seeing the newspaper headline about Sally’s dismissal. Apparently the usual “oh gawd” just doesn’t cut it anymore. I bet Drew and Belle were impressed.