Archive for the ‘Irene’s Quotes’ Category

Irene advises Will

Monday, January 24th, 2011

“You made mistakes, big deal, you’re not Robinson Crusoe”. What? Can anyone explain what Irene was on about?

Gawd Save Ireland

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

It’s a badly-kept secret that Irene feels a great affinity with our fair isle. So we decided to celebrate it in t-shirt form. Now you can pray along with Irene, or just show your support for eh, her support.

Apparently the phrase “God save Ireland” comes from a rebel song. Home and Away is so educational.

Have you got rocks in your head?

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

Lynne truly has some classic lines. Anytime someone goes a bit daft, she’s enquiring about the contents of their skull. Personally, I think there are a few pebbles rattling around in her noggin, as she would say herself. The reason being that her hair is nuts. It hasn’t been the same since she got out of jail. It’s like she tried to curl her hair but failed. Buy that woman a GHD, someone.

In the kingdom of the blind

Friday, August 28th, 2009

“Even blind Freddy could see that love.”

Who is this blind Freddy that Irene keeps banging on about? Apparently he’s quite observant. Maybe he’s not blind at all. It’s a pity that he’s not on the school trip to the bush as he might have spotted Trey making a deathlist and Jai succumbing to an infected gunshot wound. Yet again, a field trip turns into a disaster. Why does anybody ever leave the bay?

Irene to Belle

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

“You get your boney butt back here girlie!” 


Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Irene’s date offered her a glass of very posh wine on their first date down the docks.  The background music hummed ominously as she accepted it, but she did put it aside.  Oh my gawdfather, will she fall off the wagon to win Lou’s heart?

Irene to a spaced out Rick

Monday, May 12th, 2008

“Earth to Bugalugs.” Rick was taken aback at the news to Colleen being his great aunt.

Irene is shocked

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

“Oh my gawdfather!”
Irene upon seeing the newspaper headline about Sally’s dismissal. Apparently the usual “oh gawd” just doesn’t cut it anymore. I bet Drew and Belle were impressed.

Irene to Jules

Tuesday, July 17th, 2007

“Have you gone out of your tiny mind?” Irene questions Jules’ mental capacity.

Irene – wriggle

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

"Get a wriggle on girlie" – Irene to anyone of the lazy layabouts lounging in her house.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz

all the dead

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