Archive for the ‘Alf’s Quotes’ Category

BREAKING: “Stone the flamin’ crows” actual saying

Monday, March 11th, 2013

According to Ray Meagher anyway.

Alf doubts Roo

Tuesday, January 18th, 2011

“Oh come off it love, I didn’t fall off the back of a turnip truck.” He never disappoints.

Let’s write our own episode

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

Right, Home and Away is on a wee break.  I think the only course of action is to write our own episode.

I’ll start:

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FADE-IN INT. KITCHEN OF SUMMER BAY CARAVAN PARK – DAY

A HANDSOME MAN enters

CLOSE-UP: Alf Stewart

ALF (calling)

Hello?  Hello?  Strewth, there’s never anyone around when you flamin’ need them.

MEDIUM SHOT – MILES ENTERS FROM HALLWAY

MILES (mumbling with mouth full of food)

Oh, Alf, what’s with all the commotion?

ALF (hurriedly)

You’ll never flamin’ guess what’s just happened down at the bait shop, come and help or I’ll tan your backside!

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Over to you, there.

“This town would be stuffed without the SES and you know it”

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Alf did have a point when he told Irene off. The SES are called into action every 5 minutes at the rate of accidents in the Bay. It must have the highest DPC (disaster per capita) rate in Australia. Oh my Gawdfather!

Wallopers

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

You’re lucky I didn’t call the flamin’ wallopers, sez Alf, referring to the cops. I wonder how they got that nickname?

Alf on the bar

Friday, September 21st, 2007

“I’m not doing to let the business go down the girbler”. Not sure how to spell that.

Alf on feminism

Friday, May 18th, 2007

“Flamin’ women, eh? Think they run the joint.”

Alf on Ric’s detention at the cop station for ‘allegedly’ attacking Rocco

Friday, April 20th, 2007

“IS HE GETTING THE WRONG END OF THE PINEAPPLE!!” [ouch]

Alf on police techniques

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

“Sally just told me you’re holding Ric. What the flamin’ hell’s going on?” Alf tries to get some answers from the local bizzies.

Alf on crows

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

“Stone the flamin’ crows”. Alf is no bird lover.

bring back miles
Original image from This is Oz



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