Archive for the ‘Present Characters’ Category

Romeo

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Martha plumbed new depths yesterday. When Romeo sloped up to her out of the surf and tried to chat her up, she cleverly observed, “you’re not from this town, are you?” How observant.

So Romeo doesn’t appear to fussy. First he tries it on with Martha and then switches his attention to Annie.  What age is he supposed to be? I would have thought there’s about 10 years between Martha and Annie.  Jai is going to have a mickey fit when he finds out his foster brother is cracking onto his ex.

On a more general note, I must admit that I prefer happy go lucky Martha to mopey Martha.  She never ceases to amaze me with her lack of brain power.  How can she be related to Morag?  Chalk and cheese.

Good acting

Friday, April 24th, 2009

I think a mention should go in for the chap who’s playing Brendan, that’s pretty good acting for H&A!

Jack’s low cut top problem

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

Commenter Áine made a very observant point the other day – what is the story with Jack’s low-cut tops?

Exhibit A screengrabbed from YouTube:

What the eff?

If he had some cleavage to show, I’d understand. But WHY??

Irene Roberts

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

Oh Gawd. Irene used to have a quare thirst on her when she first appeared on our screens back in the day. She was alco mother to Finlay and Damien (aka “Mouse” in the Matrix). She was as desperate as a derro waiting outside the bottlo in the arvo. They also had a evil brother called Nathan who went to Jail. Bold. But after a while Irene managed to kick the grog. She moved to the Bay to show Finlay that she was reformed.

She’s fitted into the Summer Bay lifestyle well and saw that it is de rigeur to take in any strays that happen upon your doorstep. Over the years she’s had many a waif live in the beach house like Selina, Tasha, Kane and Kirsty, Chloe, Kim and now Belle, to name but a few. Her door’s always open and all are welcome.

She’s managed to get into quite a few scrapes in her time. She once competed in a country and western singing contest. Her dress was rigged up with lights but the whole thing went on fire and Irene had to take it off. Flamin’ drongos.

She’s also had quite a few fellas along the way. Do you remember Paris, the headmaster? What about Barry Hyde? She seems to have a thing for headmasters. She also went out with Will and Hayley’s dad. He got crushed by a car so that was the end of that.

After Sally, Don and Alf, I think that she is now the longest serving cast member. Sure she loves slaving away in the Diner, getting stressed out with Leah and complaining about Colleen. Long may it continue.

Justice Morag Bellingham

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

No sooner has someone been framed and arrested in the wrong than Morag appears. With her voluminous cloaks and black lipstick she cuts quite the dash through the diner.  Money never seems to be a problem for her as long as the cause is just.

Morag is Alf and Celia’s sister but is the opposite of the bible bashing Celia. She has been flying in an out of the bay in between presenting the Australian Weakest Link.

She used to live in a mansion in the bay where Marilyn was her housekeeper years ago.  She has sinced moved out of the bay but pops in every now and then.

Her timing can be a bit off sometimes.  She came back to look after Alfred while he was seeing things when he was suffering from a brain haemorage.  Alf thought that Ailsa was back from the dead but she was a bit naughtier this time.  Morag was in Alf’s apartment over the Diner but Ails wasn’t happy.  Alf yelled “Ails, don’t!” but it was too late and Morag was pushed down the stairs by “Ails”.  Morag was helped back to fitness in the miracle factory that is Summer Bar Hospital and continues to represent the citizens of the bay who fall foul of the short and stubby arm of the inept local law.

Alf Stewart

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Alf
Check out this fine specimen of manliness.

Alf Stewart is truly a law unto himself. Not only does he have a finger in every pie in town, but he is also front-line support for every crisis. A real, fair dinkum, hero.

Mac

Friday, February 9th, 2007

When did Martha’s name become Mac? Tasha seems to have changed her name without telling her or anyone else.

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