It’s making love, not a sport

May 29th, 2013 by Ailsa

Holy moly, Maddie and Spencer having their knickers (and jocks) in a right twist over this sex business. That’s right, I said sex. Because Heath said it. You’re allowed to say it on H&A now, apparently.

Maddie wants to break it off now, because once she started thinking about what went wrong, she found loads of things. So she’s back on the market and so is Spencer. He should probably go for Bianca or someone nearer his own age.

Dex told Sid what he got up to with Naughty Nurse in the hospital. Sid was aghast. And a bit jealous, I bet.

Heath and Bianca went to Sydney (not the city) to avoid making any decisions about the wedding or Gina’s job. The hotel was nice. They decided to get married immediately.

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3 Responses to “It’s making love, not a sport”

  1. Miss Brax Says:

    There was alot of sex going on in today episode!! Bianca&heath, snooze one & snooze two and dex and steph!! That bath part was very raunchy was H&A!!!

  2. coppertop Says:

    Seriously H&A must have new directors or producers or gotten clearance from the networks because yesterday’s episode and today’s were completely different from the norm. I nearly fell off the chair when Bianca took off her dress. And then she got into the bath?!! I nearly thought I was watching a different programme.

    I’m hoping Steph disappears out of the show sooner rather than later. She is just as annoying as Tedious Tamara.

    Poor Dexter!! He’ll need April to mind him now.

    Speaking of April, Spencer’s cry reminded me of April’s baby cry. Haha!

  3. Colleen's Passion Pit CD Says:

    Sydney and sex. The things you’re allowed say on Home and Away now…

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