A sad day in Summer Bay

June 20th, 2012 by Ailsa


I’m deeply saddened at the news that Colleen and her amazing gold quilted jacket are off to America. Of course, Lancey and Debbie magically want her now that she’s loaded. Although it sounds like Lance still has a grá for Marilyn!

In true Summer Bay fashion, she’s leaving in two days. Quite the hasty departure.

Lottie wants to move in with her da. Dunno why. Her mother must be quite the wagon. Harvey put her off until after his case. He stupidly refused help from legal goddess Morag. Have a nice time in jail, Harve.

Hayley is still off the gear. She’s hooked on Rockstar now. Liam seemed happy enough to go along with her advances.

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9 Responses to “A sad day in Summer Bay”

  1. Justice Bellingham Says:

    I’m going to dress up as Colleen this Hallowe’en and adopt all of her phrases. Gonna miss Colleen so much. My favourite interaction was to Sergeant Risotto and he replied “it’s Constable Risotto”. (or else the other way around. My legal mind isn’t what it was :P)

  2. Ailsa Says:

    She’s a legend. I also liked the recent manhandled jugs quip

  3. PeterKevin Says:

    I can’t think what the Bay will be like without Colleen. Sob.

  4. Sally Fletcher Says:

    What is the deal with Brax and Liam helping Hayley?
    Like 1. she’s a minger and 2. she doesn’t even live in the Bay and really is in no way connected to them..
    It is completely bonkers even by home and away standards.

    She seems to have moved herself into a motel – which is the new place to live it seems. They have accepted not everyone can live with Irene, Leah or in the caravan park!

    Also, how funny was it with Colleen talking about a trailer park sounding fancy?! Amazing.
    I want a Colleen Smart takes Las Vegas spin off show!

  5. PeterKevin Says:

    It’s Dickhead central in the Bay at the moment. First it’s Dave the teacher from hell and now Brax and Rockstar are messing poor Hayley around and basically running her out of town. Not to mention Casey “I’ll just go and talk to him again like it really worked so well the last time” Braxton. I wonder why Gina bothers sometimes.

    Now even Madge is shirking her duties and won’t be turning up to say ta-ra to Colleen. Worser and worser its gets.

  6. Ailsa Says:

    Wouldn’t it be CLASS if Madge showed up to say goodbye to Colleen?

  7. Carly Says:

    @Sally surely you should know that every waif and stray gets taken in and ‘helped’ in Summer Bay?! What will we do without Colleen and her jugs? Who will be the town busybody now? Very sad.

  8. Sally Fletcher Says:

    @carly I know I know. I should be used to the ridiculous Home and Away goings on!

  9. strikemeroan Says:

    My Colleen fashion highlight was the time she wore earrings made out of Kodak cartridges. The recent ‘I’m a millionaire’ gold jackets, fascinators and giant brooches are also good.
    I am waiting with bated breath for the possible reveal of Madge Wilkins

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