Arise Queen Dickhead
I don’t know why we’re running that poll to the right, because April has just revealed herself to be the Bay’s biggest dickhead. Hurray! She told Heath that Bianca’s baby is his, proving that she can keep a secret for a maximum of two days. Sure when the baby was born, it would have had a grenade tattoo and then everyone would know anyway.
Darcy made an appearance in that episode, serving her purpose as proof of Heath’s dad skillz.
Not to immediately go back on my word, but maybe April’s not the biggest dickhead in the Bay – Roo and Harvey did firm up their relationship and two dickheads are worse than one.
Leah is still in the running as well, having enveloped Brax in her warm embrace and causing him, in his brain-damaged state, to bolt from her house. Brax is scared of GhostCharlie and doesn’t want to return to the hospital. Doesn’t he know that ghosts are everywhere in Summer Bay, even in fridges?
Maybe we’ll leave this one to the poll after all. Make sure to have your say!
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Tags: april, Bianca, brax, Darcy, dickheads, ghostcharlie, harvey, heath, Leah, roo
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April 18th, 2012
Heath gets some of the best lines. Darcy: ‘Did you hear my heartbeat when I was in my mum’s tummy?’ Heath: ‘I didn’t know you were my kid then, now you need to stop asking questions.’
April 18th, 2012
That Ghost Bobby clp still freaks me out to this day! Dickhead is very quickly becoming my favourite word. It’s so perfectly descriptive of so many people with no further explanation needed than Harvey and Elijah are dickheads.
April 18th, 2012
See?! THAT’S being a dickhead. WHY DIDN’T I VOTE FOR HER?!!!!
April 19th, 2012
I obviously have very different opinions than whoever made that poll. The three biggest dickheads didn’t make it onto the list Xavier, Casey and Bianca
April 19th, 2012
Also yes April is a massive dickhead but she gets away with it because she looks like an angel
April 19th, 2012
Bazza, just for you and in the interests of fairness, I’ll add those three.
But the fact that April’s inner dickhead shines through despite her looks means that for me, the dickhead is very strong with this one.
April 19th, 2012
too many choices on the dickhead list, I so wanted to vote for Elijah but it was a complete toss up between Harvey, Romeo and April.. I had to pick April after last night!!
April 19th, 2012
Why is Bianca, Xavi and Sid voteless?!
It kilt me to pick between them and Roo but she just won.
Heath is hot so he gets away with being annoying… what is Sid’s excuse?!
April 19th, 2012
Sid’s excuse is that he’s a doctor and is needed to save the lives of Summer Bay residents. They’re surprisingly accident prone……..
April 19th, 2012
Are you secretly trying to influence the vote by having Sid there twice?
April 19th, 2012
Haha no, I’m confused!
April 19th, 2012
I think its a bit unfair having Xavier on the dickhead list as he doesn’t know what he’s doing most of the time.
April 20th, 2012
I too wish I could change my vote from Harvey to April. She definitely has just one gear on her fixie bike.
April 20th, 2012
Aw Harvey is a champ compared to April.
I’m wish I could vote more than once. I hate a good 6 people on this list.