Sexy central

July 26th, 2010 by Ailsa

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So, Doctor Sid is really back in da house.  He valiantly tried and failed to save the life of a young mother, and all of a sudden the nurses love him.  One even slinked up to his house and basically offered herself to him on a plate.  Oh Doctor!

There’s a new moron in town.  French girl’s sister rocked up to Summer Bay on a scooter, in a ballgown.  She paused briefly somewhere to remove her helmet, shake out her long blonde hair, and put her helmet on again.  Sexy.

She flew directly to the Bay from Milan, bringing only her scooter as hand luggage.  Some dastardly Italian had cheated on her, so she ran from their engagement party straight back to Oz.  Good call.  Liam’s already interested.  I hope she looks as well in jeans and a tshirt.

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21 Responses to “Sexy central”

  1. Billabong Says:

    How did i miss the new girl??? What day did it show her?

  2. Ailsa Says:

    Oh wait, we’ve been informed that H&A is off for the Galway races. We’re online viewers, ya see. So hopefully we’ve whetted your appetites?????????? ;)

  3. PeterKevin Says:

    Thanks for those titbits Ailsa. Yes we in TV LAND are once again condemned to a life of darkness and drudgery without our beloved Summerbay. It is so unfair that H & A is shelved while inferior soaps continue unaffected. Not good enough I say, not good enough at all.

  4. Drew's Shrew Says:

    Yes you spoiling BASTIDS! Closing my ears & la-la-ing to the above.

    I HATE THE HORSES. Do they even realise what they are putting us through?! Why the long face? Because you took Home & Away off air ya pricks.

    Well impressed you guys know about Dr Sexy, can’t wait until Adam & Joe are back every week…

  5. flamin norah Says:

    Apparantly H&A is off for the next 4 weeks not just for the races!!!! :(

  6. Ailsa Says:

    I HATE THE HORSES AS WELL.

    Oh, it must be the summer holidays for Home and Away. Boooooooooooo.

  7. Drew's Shrew Says:

    Oh my god FOUR WEEKS! Devastated!

  8. oliver Says:

    its becasue austrailia takes a 2 week break in october so rte stop airing it in august so they wont run out of episodes for october,november and december. what i dont understand is that when there is an event on rte one eastenders is aired on rte 2 so WHY THE HELL CANT IT WORK VISA VERSA?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  9. Drew's Shrew Says:

    Lets all head to RTE with flaming torches & mildly offensive placards! Meet you in Montrose in 20 minutes.

  10. Belle Says:

    Something is confusing me. Elijah bonded with VJ on the trip to Vinnie’s grave there about 2 months ago by telling him that he was with his own father when he died at the age of about 14 if I’m right. But his parents who are clearly adoptive parents have been hanging around. Only one reference was made to this, ‘they took me in when noone else wanted me’. Is this like the case of the many dissapearing siblings, twins and other random family members??

  11. strikemeroan Says:

    YES! Totally forgot about Elijah’s dad-dying-in-a-hail-of-squid-ink story! So why are they making out like the adoptive parents have been around since he was knee-high to a grasshopper?!

  12. Constable Watson Says:

    But sure didn’t Elijah say that the adoptive parents lived down the road? So he just wandered down the road when his Da died it seems…

  13. Conor Says:

    As you do! Fear I might have to take it online with my summerbay viewings! Well I already do but just on the RTE Player. Youtube is trés annoying when you have to click the next part after 10 mins and remember what episode number you last saw.

  14. PeterKevin Says:

    Elijah made up that story about his da dying to get VEEJ on side. He ought to be struck off the register of ministers or vicars or whatever he is!!

  15. Struth Says:

    Rte.ie says roo is recast and back in home and away!

  16. Constable Watson Says:

    So I see! Am too young to remember Roo mark 1: what was she like? And she was Martha’s ma, yes?

  17. Struth Says:

    Ya she had Martha as a teenager and then gave her up for adoption. If I remember she was a bit of a brat who hated ailsa.

  18. Struth Says:

    Ok did a YouTube search for roo stewart. 5th entry was called roo drives ails a to the brink. How is that woman ailsa is talking to at the end. She claims alf is her brother!

  19. Ailsa Says:

    It’s probably Celia?

  20. Struth Says:

    It wasn’t Celia. I’m very confused.

  21. Ciara Says:

    That’s Barbara she was Fisher’s wife but they had divorced by the time the show started I think. She is another sister of Alf alright. God I’m such a H&A nerd. If I were on Mastermind it could be my specialist subject

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