Alf takes his leave

April 20th, 2010 by Flathead

RTE have a story saying that Alf is leaving Summer Bay for a six month break.  Ray Meagher is heading to London to take a role in Priscilla in the West End.  I’m sure he’ll be fabulous.

But what will happen to the Bay in his absence?  Who’ll look after the bait shop, the surf club, Noahs, Surf Rescue, the emergency response squad with the orange outfits and all of the other functions that Alf performs?  The town will fall to pieces without him.

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21 Responses to “Alf takes his leave”

  1. Crazy Dingo Says:

    Aye, the residents of Summer Bay will be hitting their heads against walls and rocking over and back in the corner while Alf is gone. I’m sure Rachel can take over Alf’s duties while continuing her career as a doctor/nurse/psychiatrist/midwife/scientist/curer of AIDS and cancer/magical healer/wife/mother/professional advice giver to Summer Bay locals.

  2. Struth Says:

    Say it ain’t so alf, say it ain’t so.

  3. Saul Says:

    Who’s up for going to London in September?

  4. strikemeroan Says:

    Is he going to be wearing a dress in Priscilla??!!??

  5. Struth Says:

    Don’t think I could handle alf dressed as a sheila. I feel like if my grandad decided he doesn’t love me anymore but didn’t tell me to my face and I had to read it on the rte website. I hope they don’t get in a new alf for six months like new selina or new haily.

  6. Ailsa Says:

    Saul I reckon we should go!

  7. Belle Says:

    Brilliant idea! It could be a home and away ireland outing!! By the way, where is home and away this week? No excuses given or anything…

  8. SummerBaySuperBods Says:

    Is Ray gay? All my friends say he is, but I’m not having any of it. Surely he’s the most manly man the world had ever seen!! Please say it ain’t so!!

  9. Ailsa Says:

    Yo Belle, H&A is off because of stupid Punchestown.
    SBSB, my bro says he’s gay too, I dunno but if so what an icon!

  10. Flamin' Mongrel Says:

    If you type “Ray Meagher” into google as you type some of the top suggestions it brings up are “Ray Meagher homosexual”, “Ray Meagher personal life” and “Ray Meagher wife”. People are obviously very curious about him.

  11. Crazy Dingo Says:

    Be God, the man’s a mystery, I checked online and no-one knows what sexuality he is…not that it matters hugely. It’s just that he gives such a good perception of traditional Sheila lover in H&A, it would seem unreal if he were actually gay.

    I did find out that the guy who plays Jack in real life is in fact gay. What would Martha say?!

  12. Milco Says:

    Cassie’s a dancer!!! :O

  13. Ailsa Says:

    Good to see the HIV didn’t hold her back. She looks less orange too.

  14. strikemeroan Says:

    I think people got Alf mixed up with Dan cos he’s very prominent in gay pride festivals and stuff so people prob heard ‘guy from Home and Away leads gay pride festival’ and assumed it was Alf!

  15. strikemeroan Says:

    Apparently Jack does stand-up in real life too – I wonder is he any good?

  16. Strike me Flamin Handsome Says:

    I have heard that Ray is a bit of a fruit alright but that makes his acting ability all the more impressive as he plays the most masculine soap character since Harry in Fair City.

  17. Saul Says:

    I checked on Wikipedia and it says that Alf likes turtles. Who knew?

  18. Crazy Dingo Says:

    @ Milco,

    I bet Sally’s pretty annoyed that she has to look after Cassie’s baby while Cassie has a midlife crisis, pretending to be American and hangin’ with her homies!

  19. Alex Says:

    Is nobody else but me concerned about who will run the caravan park in Alf’s absence? So many people leaving Summer Bay. I say again bring back Pippa.

  20. Kenny Mallan Says:

    Good God I do hope nobody goes missing as Alf seems to be the only person in Summer Bay who owns a torch and is always leading the search party!

  21. alex Says:

    What’s wrong with everyone in Summer Bay? No decent story lines. We love Marilyn but Mr Oddley is just too much.When will Nicole find a decent bloke? We still would like to know how she has such an extensive wardrobe for a school kid. She can’t make them all herself as she hasn’t got the time!! Come on someone, get real.

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