The parable of Collette and Sharilyn

April 9th, 2010 by Flathead

Poor Elijah got an earful from Colleen when he visited the Diner.  She decided to ask his advice about her Marilyn doubts but used aliases to protect the innocent and guilty.  Colleen told him of her friend “Collette” who knew a floozy called “Sharilyn”.  Collette was the only one who wasn’t taken in by Sharilyn.  Collette recognised that she didn’t care whose life she ruined and whose heart she broke.    Elijah suggested Collette ask herself “what would Jesus do?”  Colleen recognised that Jusus was kind to Mary Magdalene but she “had given up her life of debauchery, I doubt that’s the case with Sharilyn”.

Classic Colleen.

Plus, Marilyn was visited by Rabbit in a dream.  Rabbit introduced her to Dead Byron, who didn’t look like Flathead at all.  Rabbit also led Marilyn to Miles, who was mid-graffiti.  How will Marilyn break the news that he’s a nutter?

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5 Responses to “The parable of Collette and Sharilyn”

  1. Crazy Dingo Says:

    And so its pretty much confirmed what viewers knew all along – Rabbit, a.k.a. Amber is the aged ghost of Miles dead child and is driving him mental. This will lead to Miles and Marylin bonding over the loss of their children and then they’ll kiss – then they’ll agree the next day to take things slowly, 2 days later they’ll take it to the next level, 1 weeks later they’ll be in love, 2 weeks later they’ll be engaged, 3 days later they’ll get married on the beach with some close friends and have their reception in the Surf Club and then 2 weeks later Marylin will complain about how Miles cares more about his food than her and then they will divorce.

  2. Ailsa Says:

    Ah Crazy Dingo you have it down to a tee!

  3. dag dog Says:

    Marylin is pretty damn good at running around the place in her high heels, she could be Summer Bay’s answer to SJP only way more stylish

  4. Constable Watson Says:

    Crazy Dingo – in between the reception and the food complaints Marilyn will get pregnant and have the world’s shortest pregnancy, popping out a sprog in 2.2 months-classic Summer Bay warp-time effect. Sprog will pop out with blonde hair piled into place on top of its head.

  5. Crazy Dingo Says:

    Oh geez, imagine the poor sprog that ends up with Miles and Marylin’s hair.

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