Anarchy

March 23rd, 2010 by Ailsa

The graffiti artist aka Rabbit aka Mad Miles is still at large, and the caravan park residents are threatening to take the law into their own hands.  Personally, I’d like to see that.  Colleen would look the part in camouflage gear and black face paint.

Not content with painting the Bay, Miles is causing more havoc by throwing Elijah and Leah together.  He used the old invite-them-both-to-dinner-then-lock-them-in-a-caravan-but-pretend-it-was-your-imaginary-friend trick.  What high jinx!  I bet Elijah’s secret is that he’s never “taken it to the next level”.  He’s in the right spot for that, so.

Liam Murphy is sporting a very strange beard.  It’s like he was run over by the world’s smallest lawnmower.  Maybe it’s to complement his very strange housemate.

Charlie phoned Leah’s psychologist to make an appointment.  Do you reckon in Australia, psychologists are called psychos?

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24 Responses to “Anarchy”

  1. dag dog Says:

    Maybe rabbit is more a supernatural phenomenom than a mental one? wouldn’t be the first time a ghost has popped up in Summer Bay- although really she shouldn’t be hanging around the caravan park but in the fridge in the diner instead

  2. strikemeroan Says:

    I’m looking forward to the moment that Miles is caught red-handed doing graffiti and yells wild-eyed ‘Rabbit made me do it!’ It’ll be straight to the mento for him

  3. Struth Says:

    What’s the betting twill be rachel that’ll cure him. Probably while also delivering a baby and tending to a car crash victim

  4. Drew's Shrew Says:

    I figured out what Elijah’s secret is! But don’t want to be a spoiler.

    Hint – Remember, he did say he worked in Compton for 3 months… Who else would have worked in LA I wonder…

    Is this the first time EVER that ANYONE has guessed whats coming next in H&A?

  5. Ailsa Says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhh what, is he an ex gang member with loads of tats that went straight and found God?

  6. Drew's Shrew Says:

    One of the folks on your RIP list there Ailsa worked as a social worker in a dodgy part of LA….

  7. Ailsa Says:

    Dan????????????? Is he a mate of Dan’s?

  8. Drew's Shrew Says:

    Well yeah I’m presuming so. If he CANNOT be with Leah, he made a promise, big secret etc. Maybe it was the Rev’s fault Dan fell on his head? Or, Dan last words were for E to watch over Leah like a non sexual guardian angel? Or something?

    Meh, maybe I’m wrong. Its not as exciting a secret one I’ve typed it out loud.

  9. Ailsa Says:

    That would be AMAZING. Can’t wait to find out now!

  10. strikemeroan Says:

    ‘A non sexual guardian angel’ LOL

  11. floss and neville Says:

    this Myles/Rabbit storyline is getting so old…. I know he’s a sandwich short of a picnic (and the Summerbay residents have long accepted that)but surely someone has thought it a bit too strange that he’s been going around the house/beach/caravan park having full blown conversations with himself for the last month??

  12. Flamin' Mongrel Says:

    Or maybe Rev. Elijah knows where Vinnie is hiding in Witness Protection…

  13. Michaela Says:

    I know what Elijah’s secret is. I won’t say but know this, it’s really sad.

  14. gillian Says:

    sad in a tearful way or just plain stupid? i know what it is too

  15. Alex Says:

    Agree with Flaming Mongrel. Pretty obvious that Elijah knows of Vinnie’s whereabouts. Think he came to the Bay so that he could report back about Leah to Vinnie. Don’t know what she sees in the rev. Must be someone else out there for her.
    Also fed up with the Miles/Rabbit scenario.

  16. Ailsa Says:

    *Gasp* – is Vinnie dead? The Rev Eli is a fine yoke, I’d say that’s the main attraction for Leah.

  17. flamin norah Says:

    OH MY GOD I know the secret!!! WOW!!!

  18. Crazy Dingo Says:

    Yeah everyone had figured out that Rabbit was Miles’ imaginary friend/dead daughter from Day 1. No doubt he’ll finally meet Rabbit’s mother and it will be Miles’ dead wife and he’ll completely freak out and be taken to the mento hospo by the ambos. Naturally he doesn’t recognise Rabbit because she’s aged from a baby in ghost form.

    Anyway I reckon Miles has a brain tumour.

  19. floss and neville Says:

    yah, it’s usually a brain tumour in soap-land when people start “seeing things”. I’d love to see Vinny back in the bay. How many men has Leah gone through since he was on the scene…

  20. flamin norah Says:

    An awful lot of men!! And wheres Hazem gone? She just completly forgot about him after that 1 visit she made to the hospital….

  21. Alex Says:

    Wow! Just watched Fiver with appearance of Aden’s brother and Marilyn! Time to say goodbye to the Miles/Rabbit, Charlie/Angolo and Gina/John Palmer scenarios!

  22. Crazy Dingo Says:

    Oh Vinnie can’t come back to Home and Away. He’s way too good at playing Jason in True Blood.

  23. Constable Watson Says:

    Seriously, how does Miles not realise that Rabbit is imaginary? He runs the caravan park! How does he not know who her mother is, or seem to be concerned that she’s not in school?! I know I’m all about the rational thinking, and Summer Bay isn’t, but this has been going on waaaay too long!

  24. Ailsa Says:

    “mento hospo by the ambos” = class

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