Stakeout

March 15th, 2010 by Flathead

Miles has had enough. Enough of the tagging and chaos around the caravan park. So in a Popeyesque move, he proclaimed “I’ve had all I can stand and I can’t stand no more” and went on a stakeout to catch the criminal in the act.

Ably assisted by his assistant Aden, the two crime-fighters set off with torches and a hunger and thirst for what is right.  Tagers beware – Miles is aware!  But there was one problem with their stakeout, it’s much harder to catch imaginary people than real ones.

Rabbit led them on a merry dance and legged it when she saw Miles lumbering towards her.  Knowing an opportunity for pratfalls and slapstick when he sees it, Miles fell over and twisted his ankle.  Hilarity ensued and Aden didn’t manage to see Rabbit as she ran off.  Funny that.  Then she had the temerity to deny the incident when Miles brought it up with her the next day.  If Miles thinks she’s a real person, why doesn’t he mention her to anyone?  He had the perfect opportunity when talking to Aden about the stakeout.  Is it time Miles was locked up for his own safety?

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7 Responses to “Stakeout”

  1. Charlie's Wife Says:

    Miles’ big torch should have its own fan club.

  2. floss and neville Says:

    Are my eyes deceiving me or did miles just have a scene where he wasn’t actually eating!?? If he did, miles I salute you!

  3. strikemeroan Says:

    Maybe the pressure of keeping up his double life is causing Miles to go bonkers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miles_Copeland

  4. Ailsa Says:

    Flippin’ ‘eck, he’s been busy!

  5. Alex Symons Says:

    Absolutely love Home and Away.Dying to see Marilyn again. What a cool surname. But what’s with Rabbit, living at the carvan park, with no family and she should be at school! Must be in Miles’ mind.

  6. Ailsa Says:

    Ha Alex I just copped on there about the cool surname. It’s a good one alright.

  7. Crazy Dingo Says:

    It is so damn obvious that Rabbit is imaginary. She talked at Alf, Mink and Elijah several times in the episode and not one of them responded to her.

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