Summer Bay Superpowers
March 9th, 2010 by Ailsa
Building on the bonza idea that Drew’s Shrew had about a cross-over Home and Away/Heroes show, commenter Sorry for being a crazy dingo has given us a deadly list of Home and Away character super-powers:
- ALF – grows gills when he jumps in the water and swims underwater, like a fish which is kind of ironic.
- COLLEEN – able to speak any language at will and talk to animals, that means she can gossip with anyone or anything.
- MILES – the ability to eat food without ever getting full. (Sounds like a crappy superpower, but in later seasons he will discover he has a psychic conscience named Rabbit).
- NICOLE – the ability to attract any person at will with her beauty.
- JAI – the ability to be invincible.
- IRENE – the ability to attract troubled children into her lair.
- ANGELO – the ability to cause amnesia to others (everyone, including Martha, seems to have forgiven him for killing Jack and covering up the murder).
- CHARLIE – the ability to change sexuality at will.
- RUBY – the ability to screech so loud, it causes one’s ears to bleed.
- GINA – the ability to convince people that she’s actually Tony’s sister and not his grandmother.
- XAVIER – the same ability as Ruby.
- MARTHA – the ability to never grieve and be constantly sexually promiscuous.
- LIAM – the ability to be completely forgotten about only few months after being an Australian megastar.
- ADEN – the same ability as Martha.
- LEAH – the ability to be as sexy as Penelope Cruz but no-one in town appearing to notice.mink
- RACHEL – the ability to heal, in all areas of medicine.
- TONY – the ability of super strength.
- ROMEO – the ability to to…eh…surf…REALLY REALLY WELL. (That one sucked).
- MINK – the ability to stare at someone and kill them. What a bad ass!
- VJ – the ability to shoot water bombs from his hands.
- MORAG – the ability to be the best lawyer ever.
- RABBIT – the ability to rise from the dead, be psychic and make herself invisible to all but Miles.
What do you reckon? Do you have any others to add?
Related posts:
- Bye bye Rabbit and Aden, hello Hugo
- Whogo
- A momentous day in Summer Bay
- Psychedelic nightmare
- STD Tree
Tags: aden, Alf, Angelo, charlie, colleen, Gina, Irene, jai, Leah, Liam, martha, miles, mink, Morag, nicole, rabbit, rachel, Romeo, ruby, superpowers, tony, VJ, Xavier
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March 9th, 2010
Leah’s superheorine name would surely be ‘Black Widow’ considering the effect being romantically linked with her in any way seems to have in men – Vinnie, Dan, Hasim etc.
In fact Robbie Robertson’s super power is surviving the Black Widow!
March 9th, 2010
Awww I love you guys! You gave me my own blog post! Does this mean I’m famous?
Yeah love Joe’s Black Widow comment, she destroys every man she touches! So much better than mine.
March 9th, 2010
Fitzy – the ability to have the longest maternity leave ever.
Madge Wilkins – the power of invisibility.
March 9th, 2010
Sorry For Being A Crazy Dingo + Ailsa – the ability to promptly forget who came up with the superhero ability idea in the first place *SOB*
Drew’s Shrew – inability to be happy for Sorry For Being A Crazy Dingo for getting very own blog post despite clearly coming up with better H&A ability ideas than I ever could.
March 10th, 2010
Bobby – the ability to appear in fridges.
March 10th, 2010
How I dream of my own blogspot too drew’s shrew. Without having to put any effort into earning it whatsoever. But I would like it to be a tribute to sally. It must be near her second anniversary of her leaving. Hmmm wonder if the aids got cassie yet.
March 10th, 2010
Cassie will fight the hiv with fake tan!!!
March 10th, 2010
Awww DS how could I forget you? That was a brainwrong if ever there was one. I will rectify the situation presently.
March 10th, 2010
Angelos super power is definitely the best. It’s not that long since Tony was trying to murder him and now it’s as if it never happened. He’ll be getting it on with Martha next now he’s single.
And where has VJ been shipped off to?
March 10th, 2010
I’d hate to be poor Veej spending all that time with his annoying Greek grandparents. They are such headwreckers.
March 10th, 2010
Thanks Aisla! I’m famous now, and loving it.
March 10th, 2010
Wait till you get asked for you first autograph!
March 10th, 2010
“your first autograph” *ahem*
March 27th, 2010
Please add to Summer Bay superpowers, Pippa. She may not be in the bay but her presence is there and it’s always great to see her when she returns.
Obviously Marilyn will soon be added. She is fantastic! Gutted to hear she’d had cancer in the UK
March 28th, 2010
Ah now sure isn’t Pippa the Goddess Of All That Is Wise. She’s the one they all go to worship and ask for guidance from small things such as “their first pash with that cute classmate” to more extreme things like ‘attacking’ someone for the first time. Pippa will point them in the right direction.
March 28th, 2010
Also, just a question. VJ’s mother is Greek yet he resembles her in no way and doesn’t look in anyways Greek. Shouldn’t he be olived skin with dark hair and dark eyes. Not a fair skinned blondie with blue eyes?
March 28th, 2010
Actually don’t answer the above question. The Summer Bay time warp will come into effect and when VJ returns from Greece, he will be a deep voiced 16 year old that will resemble Hassim and Ruby will be dumping Xavier’s ass for VJ.