I see dead people

March 2nd, 2010 by Flathead

I hope the Diner does a coffee loyalty card because Myles has been lashing into it recently. But then again, it’s out of commission at the moment so he’s having to make do with home brew, and lots of it. All because Rabbit, his imaginary friend, has told him that he’ll die if he falls asleep.  So he’s been up all night, talking to his dead daughter.  And now he has to go into work, exhausted and scared.  Scared of a premonition from a girl with a history of successfully predicting the future.  It’s a bit funny that Miles, once the imaginary Milco, is now befriended by an imaginary friend of his own.  What would Sally make of it all?

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13 Responses to “I see dead people”

  1. strikemeroan Says:

    Strange that everyone is paying hardly any attention to his obviously weird behaviour, considering SB residents start sniffing for gossip the minute someone looks a bit glum. The classic line is ‘You sure that’s all it is?’

  2. Constable Watson Says:

    Is Marilyn going to come back this year? Or was that just a rumour? I’m not sure I could take much of her and Colleen in the one scene…

  3. Flathead Says:

    I heard that rumour about Marilyn too.

  4. Ailsa Says:

    Lookit – http://homeandawayireland.com/wordpress/2009/10/13/marilyns-coming-back/

  5. Drew's Shrew Says:

    But like…. how DID Pretend Rabbit know he’d die if he fell asleep and didn’t put his alarm on…

    I would like to see Home & Away and Heroes blend into one programme for a week. The Summer Bay residents all end up with spishall abiliteeeesss mayte. Alf can fly, Colleen can heal, Liam can see light in every sound, Ruby can read minds, Romeo can turn into water & ice etc etc. Coo-al.

  6. strikemeroan Says:

    Miles’ magic ability would be making everything he touches edible

  7. Flamin' Mongrel Says:

    Martha could turn into a horse. Oh no wait, she already has that ability.

  8. Sorry For Being A Crazy Dingo Says:

    Basically because I have no life, this is what the characters of Home and Away would have superpowers in:

    1. ALF – grows gills when he jumps in the water and swims underwater, like a fish which is kind of ironic.

    2. COLLEEN – able to speak any language at will and talk to animals, that means she can gossip with anyone or anything.

    3. MILES – the ability to eat food without ever getting full. (Sounds like a crappy superpower, but in later seasons he will discover he has a psychic conscience named Rabbit).

    4. NICOLE – the ability to attract any person at will with her beauty.

    5. JAI – the ability to be invincible.

    6. IRENE – the ability to attract troubled children into her lair.

    7. ANGELO – the ability to cause amnesia to others (everyone, including Martha, seems to have forgiven him for killing Jack and covering up the murder).

    8. CHARLIE – the ability to change sexuality at will.

    9. RUBY – the ability to screech so loud, it causes one’s ears to bleed.

    10. GINA – the ability to convince people that she’s actually Tony’s sister and not his grandmother.

    11. XAVIER – the same ability as Ruby.

    12. MARTHA – the ability to never grieve and be constantly sexually promiscuous.

    13. LIAM – the ability to be completely forgotten about only few months after being an Australian megastar.

    14. ADEN – the same ability as Martha.

    15. LEAH – the ability to be as sexy as Penelope Cruz but no-one in town appearing to notice.

    16. RACHEL – the ability to heal, in all areas of medicine.

    17. TONY – the ability of super strength.

    18. ROMEO – the ability to to…eh…surf…REALLY REALLY WELL. (That one sucked).

    19. MINK – the ability to stare at someone and kill them. What a bad ass!

    20. VJ – the ability to shoot water bombs from his hands.

    21. MORAG – the ability to be the best lawyer ever.

  9. Sorry For Being A Crazy Dingo Says:

    Oh I forgot:

    22. RABBIT – the ability to rise from the dead, be psychic and make herself invisible to all but Miles.

  10. strikemeroan Says:

    If Alf could become a fish, wouldn’t he want to get himself on the end of a line? the man lives for fishing after all

  11. Flathead Says:

    Great stuff Dingo.

  12. Ailsa Says:

    Dingo, that’s going in a post!

  13. Home and Away Ireland » Blog Archive » Summer Bay Superpowers Says:

    [...] on the bonza idea that Drew’s Shrew had about a cross-over Home and Away/Heroes show, commenter Sorry for being a crazy dingo has given us [...]

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