I was listening to a football podcast recently and they discussed the similarities between Ailsa and Mark Hughes, the recently sacked manager of Man City. Do you know what, it’s uncanny.

Ray Meagher reckons H&A has gone too hardcore and lost its funny edge. Do you agree?

Well Veej went off the rails in the last episode; he pegged a water balloon at Miles’s car. Leah rightly pointed out that it wasn’t even an original act – Brendan “The Bandicoot” Austin had started the trend when he blinded Roman with a rock and a catapult.  The real issue here, though, is that Veej is getting battered at school. Wait till Leah goes all flustered on their asses – they’ll be sorry.

Wow it must be tough being a cast member on Home and Away – it looks like they’re all turning to drugs. EVEN SHANE!

Oh look, Rachel won out as the least craic in Summer Bay, with just over 100 of the 373 votes we received! Understandable really, as she fell to whiny, moany pieces once she had a baby.
Annie took second place, followed by Jai, Bartlett and Charlie. I’m surprised Kirsty wasn’t further up the poll (no pun intended).
Miles only got 2% of the vote, confirming what I’ve always suspected – YOU LOVE HIM!

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Martha is pining after BangBang/BumBum and Hugo is really pushing the “he needs to be with his own people” angle. What’s he at? Maybe HIS INDONESIAN WIFE who just showed up at his and Martha’s house can explain.

Gina is very annoyed with JPIII ever since he fired Romeo. That’ll cool his heels alright, but it’s nothing a surf and a drink won’t fix.

Geoff and Ruby have had their first tiff; he’s being over-protective and she is a big girl who can look after herself. Luckily Uncle Tony was on hand to dole out the only level-headed advice in all of Summer Bay to Geoff. Plus Rachel had a chat to Ruby. The Holden-Armstrongs should open a counselling centre. Dan who?

Wow, that was really mean of Kirsty to run off on Miles like that. I hope she is gone for good, the moany cahhhhh.

Uh-oh Romeo was drugged. Liam’s mate is a bit of a dickhead ain’t he?

Aden’s leaving now. Boooooo.

You have to admire Martha for being an organ donor. Unfortunately in her case it happened to be her brain.

The election results weren’t announced, but Martha took it upon herself to declare that she was indeed the winner. Tony was told to open the champagne. Surely the counting of the votes was a mere formality? Cart before the horse.

So Palmer won and no doubt Gina will get the blame. Colleen accused her of fraternising with the enemy and giving away election secrets. That must have been what cost Martha as her political inexperience and general ignorance of all things couldn’t have cost her in any way.

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