Nicole’s trying to force Liam and Aden into being friends.  No doubt they’ll be best mates in no time and she’ll be annoyed that they’re leaving her out.

Kirsty and Miles took Harry for the day while Tony and Rachel did their jobs.  That arrangement’s not going to last.  Tony seems to think ignoring it will do the trick.  Maybe he overheard the conversation between Martha and Rachel were they said “everything’s going so well” at least five times.  Harry was a bawling mess until Miles did a gorilla dance for him; I think it frightened him into being mute.

Leah’s gammy fridge is giving people food poisoning, and Kirsty’s off to hospital as a result.

That Robert Robertson is one smart cookie. He knew that Charlie wasn’t the killer but he arrested her anyway to force Ross to confess. His plan worked like a dream. I suppose it helped that all of his suspects were considerably stupider than him.
So now that his job is complete with a confession in hand, Robert has bid good day to the bay. His brief liason with Leah went nowhere much but at least it meant that she had a slightly more interesting storyline than her usual one of a busy lunchtime order in the Diner. One thing he has left us with is a new nickname for Morag. Battleship Potemkin will stay with us forever.

Apparently the Home and Away producer, Cameron Welsh, wants to do another episode in the UK.  I say bring the show to Ireland.  There’s loads of surf and Colleen would fit right in with the oul’ ones.

His gaff burned down.

So it seems that Detective Robert Robertson is a little bit smarter than criminal masterminds Xavier and Ruby. He saw right through their cunning plan to provide Charlie with an alibi. He scared slow Xavier into thinking he was a suspect, thus forcing him to admit his guilt on the alibi lie. Poor Xavier is everybody’s patsy. Ruby manipulated him by dumping him and then taking advantage of his loss of memory to back up her subterfuge. Now he’s committed the ultimate sin, by dobbing in Ruby. Forevermore he’ll be followed by that phrase: Dobber. He’ll hear it on the wind when he surfs on the beech. He’ll hear it whispered by kids in the diner. He’ll hear it when Madge Wilkins spits at him outside the bait shop. Yes, no more a normal teen he, now a social outcast, the lowest of the low.
Or maybe I’m over reacting slightly and it’ll be grand and forgotten about after an episode or two.

Here are the results of the latest poll. It appears that Robertson is a legend. Personally, I voted for Vinoire.

Don’t forget to vote in our new poll, who is the least craic in the bay? Who’s the driest shite in town?

Yahoo, Martha and Palmer are having a right old face-off!  He put up pictures of her pole-dancing (and by the way, where did he get them?), and she responded by putting up similar posters with the tagline “Nothing to hide”.  Nice one Martha.  Who thought that up for you?

What did Ross say to Charlie to upset her so?  Did he:

1. say he killed Grant?
2. say he’d take the rap for killing Grant?
3. ask her if she killed Grant?
4. tell her she was thick?

I’d believe any of those answers.

OK, does Geoff only have one white vest?  And when it’s in the wash, has he no choice but to walk around topless?

Xavier is wise to Geoff and Ruby.  He warned Geoff off and after looking mega-confused for a while, Geoff agreed to leave Ruby alone.
Ruby’s not impressed though.

Nicole is going to the next level with Liam Murphy the rock star.  This is a disaster in Kirsty’s eyes.  I’d say Kirsty is jealous.  Maybe she just wants a roll on the beach herself.

Charlie’s police radio went off in the diner – AT FULL BLAST.  I’m surprised all the customers didn’t follow her to the police emergency.

Angelo, under slight duress, spilled the beans about his undercover operation.  People-smuggling!  Exotic!  He thinks it’s Hugo running the show, but I bet it’s not.  Who could it be?  Palmer?  Morag?  Colleen?  The excitement!

I love it when Home and Away features dream sequences.  It’s been a good long while since it’s happened.  You know it’s a dream sequence because of the lovely golden light they use, and because everyone acts MAD in the dreams.  Also, people are often in the nip.

Seriously, has Rachel just smothered the child in the bed?  She’ll never stop whinging now.

Who knew RR was a matchmaker as well as a detective and a gentle soul?  Angelo and Charlie are back together…ish.

Annie is mad for your man Romeo.  Her hair’s looking well these days.

Can I just say: Summer Bay is fecked now.  Martha’ll run it into the ground.