Ahhh poor oul’ Jai, he’s only heartbroken about Annie and Dexter forming a couple.  Did you see him crying on the beach?  Sweet.  Bet he wishes he was invincible again.

The Nicole and Sid thing is hilarious.  Nicole is great at being sexy, all pouts and sleepy eyes.  But the Doctor’s having none of it.  That doesn’t matter, though, because Indigo saw them kissing which means it’ll be all over the Bay in no time.  Sid may as well go for it.

That episode revolved around babies.  Rachel’s wrecked because of hers, and Kirsty’s just annoyed that she’s pregnant in the first place.  The S word was mentioned twice.  Rachel wasn’t feeling very sexy (poor Tony’s having a hard time) and Kirsty told Leah she was tired because of all the supposed sex she was having behind Miles’ back.  That told her.

There might be a new love interest for Leah in the form of Rachel’s widower dad mate, who she met at her mother’s group.  The group seemed to be some kind of competitive showcase for child-rearing abilities.  Fun.

Jai thought that the best way to woo Annie was to set up a website for her.  Unfortunately, before he presented her with it, he spotted her wearing the face off Dexter.  I wonder what he posted on www.anniesummerbay.com when he went home?

Is anybody else a bit sick of Kirsty and Miles? They are forever getting the wrong end of the stick and rowing over it. I don’t think the fact that Kirsti is a bit thick and very paranoid is helping.  He thought it was an affair but in reality it was a bun, in the oven!

Now that she’s pregnant, we can expect lots of drama. She isn’t ready to have more children and they’ll get in the way of her Uni course. Miles is mad for kids so I sense a bit of conflict ahead.

If Leah ever gets sick of running the Diner, she could consider a career in espionage, such are her skills in subterfuge and lying.  Australia’s got talent.

Whoop whoop, Brendan is back, throwing parties and telling tales.  Ma Austin has a new fella and she doesn’t wanna talk about it.

Nicole is well into Sid now, she called to his house on the night of her birthday and basically demanded a trip to the next level.  I don’t know why he’s resisting; it really is futile.

Xavier is in big trouble after roaring at Ruby when he saw Geoff helping her into her dress.  Geoff however, saw an opportunity and wooed her with chick flicks and ice-cream.

Oh bejingo, Angelo Risotto Rossetti is on an undercover mission; to get Hugo.  He has Gibsy working for him now.  It’s only a matter of time before his secret is uncovered along with a box of hands that he keeps on his boat (probably).

Ruby’s stalking her rapist da on cool new networking site Spont Me.  What is Spont?  Is that an Aussie term or something?  It sounds rude.  Cue loads of anguished faces from Charlie when she finds out!

Morag has moved back in with Aden after Ross shipped himself off to a nursing home.  Poor oul’ Ross, he was sound.  Morag’s ruling the roost already though, she’ll have Aden forgetting his dead wife in no time.

Nicole tried to crack on to Dr. Sid (who has a lovely house), but he was having none of it.  That’ll soon change.  A bit more pouting and I’d say she’ll have him.

P.S. Xavier described himself as a “total knob” today.  Where did you learn that blue language, Xave?

“I don’t want to be Wowser about it” was what Miles had to say when doubting Kirsty’s ability to balance Uni and home life. What the hell is a Wowser?

Poor Morag got battered again. Ross accidentally smacked her in the face but sure it was as bad as the time Alf/Ailsa threw her down the stairs, which you can see here.  Ailsa got way meaner when she came back from the dead as Alf’s imaginary friend.

Did anybody else notice that Miles has a postcard from Ireland on his fridge? Who the hell sent it? Maybe it was Nick Smith on location for a new movie. Or maybe it was Scott Hunter on tour with a ballet company.  But the most likely sender was Selina driving a racing car on the circuit of Ireland rally.  I wonder if she has the Ghost of Saul as her navigator?

“Ails, what have you done?”