Archive for September, 2009

Next level alert.

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

How great is it to have Morag back? As soon as she returns to the bay she starts kicking ass and getting everybody back in line. Xavier and Ruby can expect a severe sentence from Justice Bellers for taking it to the next level.  The court is in session.

I want to know who all of Angelo’s mates are.  I saw the names in his contact list on his phone. Carl, Cath and Cathy.  Who the hell are they?  I wonder if the writers were trying to think of names but ran out of inspiration after Cath and could only think of Cathy.  Maybe he’ll start going out with Cath/y now that he’s broken up with Charlie.  She gave him a classic confused look when he kicked her to the curb, but it was justified for once as his reasons were mental.

Who would win a battle of confusion: Geoff of Charlie?

Poor oul’ Belle

Tuesday, September 15th, 2009

This is actually very upsetting. Belle wasn’t half as annoying as some of the SB residents and now she’s on the way out. Irene didn’t take it too well but she came around in the end. I was waiting for a classic “Oh my Gawdfather” but perhaps the situation was too grave.

Dunno why Nicole has gone stone mad though; has she just copped on that Roman is in jail? Confused Geoff was certainly striking while the iron was hot anyway!

Look who just walked in

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Summer Bay welcomed the Walker family this week. But no sooner had they arrived that the Ma left.  She was sick of putting up with Dr Sid and his adulterous ways. So now he’s left looking after the kids which will be tough to balance with a job in Australia’s busiest hospital and riding anything that moves in a town where there’s a prevailing “free love” attitude.

He’s already had a bit of a barney with Leah in the diner. Considering she’s the only single lady around his age, I don’t think it’ll be too long before their confrontation becomes consummation.  He timed his arrival badly as Charlie and Martha are otherwise engaged at the moment, otherwise I’m sure he’d be able to get it on with one of them.

Indigo has managed to have a scrap with a pissed Nicole. They could be love rivals for a single, and often confused, Geoff. Imagine the strain his brain will be under if he has to make a choice?

Young Dexter seems harmless enough and has taken his Mother’s departure badly.  But Annie is doing her best to console the poor scamp. He’d want to watch it as he’ll face the wrath of Jai if he doesn’t cool it. Jai has taken a bullet for less so Dexter could be in big trouble. I predict a bashing.

Guess who Australia’s 3rd highest paid TV star is?

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Hogan’s ghost!  No wonder Morag looks so shocked!

One question

Friday, September 11th, 2009

How did Angelo not know about Joey and Charlie?  Sure even Madge Wilkins knows at this stage.

Roman saves the day

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Hardcore Harris is some man.  He one-handedly convinced Aden to marry his dying bride, FROM JAIL.  I’d say he’s running the joint in prison, with those powers of persuasion.

I do love a Home and Away wedding; they never pass off peacefully, do they?  Belle’s dress was a bit of a puzzle, nicely non-bridal but also non-nice.  Martha’s gúna was a holy show.  She looked like a flamenco dancer gone wrong.  Irene did her hair for once, and Nicole nearly cried all the water out of her body when the wedding finally got underway.

Great to see Morag back; she was having none of Hugo’s vagueness, at all, at all.  Her eyes nearly bored through him at one stage.

Charlie got run over; no doubt this will have very dramatic consequences – seeing as it came out of nowhere.

Sally’s off the market

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Oh no lads, Sally’s getting hitched.  Do you reckon this wedding will end up in a hospital, like her last one?  I wonder will she invite “Mr. Stewart”?

I can’t believe she was “somewhere in Europe” and didn’t visit us.

Thanks to Emma for the tip-off!

Get them while they’re hot!

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Our new shop is open for business! We’re selling t-shirts and mugs with Home and Away Ireland original designs featuring the Bay’s favourite raving redhead, Justice Morag Bellingham. When it comes to legal matters, she is the law.

Yabbie Creek Police Department are always doing their best – to stuff up a crime investigation. Show your support for Charlie and Angelo by buying a YCPD t-shirt.

What would you say if you just found out that all of the diner staff had called in sick? “Oh my Gawdfather” is the only reasonable response. Get on the Irene Roberts bandwagon!

We’ll be adding more designs soon. Here’s the link.  And here’s the link if you want to shop in dollars, it may be cheaper.


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Can I see some I.D.?

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Who’s older, Belle or Amanda, her mother?  Hard to tell.  They could pass for sisters.

Nicole is going to have to improve her lying technique.  She was see through when Aden started to question her.  Now the cat’s out of the bag and Aden knows she’s not long for this Earth.  Now Belle is locked out of the house. This will be some radical cancer treatment, stuck outside overnight in the cold, crying and shouting with snots coming out of her nose. That will see her right quick smart.

What about Colleen’s wedding night stories?  Colleen has three main function’s in the show: gossip to spread rumours; saying somebody is “very happy” as their world is about to fall in around their ears; providing comic relief such as her wedding tales.  It was all different back in her day.

Rachel in normal pregnancy length shock!

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

Oh dear, looks like we will have to eat our words; Rachel fell pregnant in January of this year.  Which means she had a roughly normal gestation.  However, she has been bangin’ on about babies for about five years, so it was an honest mistake.  Plus, babies in Summer Bay normally pop out after a trimester.

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Original image from This is Oz



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