Sally’s off the market

September 9th, 2009 by Ailsa

Oh no lads, Sally’s getting hitched.  Do you reckon this wedding will end up in a hospital, like her last one?  I wonder will she invite “Mr. Stewart”?

I can’t believe she was “somewhere in Europe” and didn’t visit us.

Thanks to Emma for the tip-off!

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10 Responses to “Sally’s off the market”

  1. struth Says:

    NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. It can’t be true. Gutted. But engaged after only 18 months? Has she learned nothing from playing Sally?

  2. Paternity Test Hayley Lawson Says:

    I’m not sure Sally ever waited 18 months before getting engaged? Didn’t Sally’s first engagement (to the conniving Kieran) also take place “somewhere in Europe”? I love it when life imitates art

  3. struth Says:

    I wonder is she getting married in the surf club or on the beach? Will there runaway horses or fainting guests or will she be in a wheelchair and suddenly walk up the aisle? Or will the police arrest her and send her to jail? Or will there be a picture from her sex video taped under everyones seat? Or will she be kidnapped the night before and held in a shed for a week? Maybe she won’t show up.

  4. Flamin' Mongrel Says:

    I hope to God she sells her wedding photos to the Coastal News. I really want to see who she invites from Summer Bay.

  5. Ailsa Says:

    No doubt Pippa will do a cameo anyway!

  6. strikemeroan Says:

    I’ll tell you who she won’t invite – Martha. Sally ain’t having no ‘bikies’ at her wedding

  7. Drew's Shrew Says:

    Ole Kate really loves those sportstars eh? I’d rather see her with a rock star on her arm but who am I to judge.

    Has she the best real boobs in Australia? Hurray!

  8. Ailsa Says:

    They are very, very impressive.

  9. Struth Says:

    Do you remember when poppa bought her first bra? And michael creeply commented how nice it looked.

  10. strikemeroan Says:

    Vaguely, though I don’t remember Michael saying it. Maybe I blocked it out. Ewwww!

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