Clint Eastwood the Indonesian
I wish Belle would hurry up and tell Aden she’s on the way out. No doubt she’ll drag this out ’till the wedding and tell him on the altar or something. She may as well go back on the drugs. Irene can go on the grog when she finds out and the two girls can liven the town up.
It was a busy day in Summer Bay General. Constable Risotto introduced himself as “Rosetta” to Clint Eastwood the runaway Indonesian. How did Angelo get his own name wrong? He’d want to consult with Colleen pronto.
Hugo made a hames of pretending he doesn’t speak Indonesian. I bet himself and Clint are off on a boat playing with Lou’s other hand.
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Tags: aden, Angelo, Belle, clint eastwood, colleen, hugo, Irene




August 24th, 2009
Is it just me or did Clint Eastwood look like a male version of Martha? http://au.tv.yahoo.com/home-and-away/galleries/article/-/article/5707781/image/8/gallery-13-17-july-2009/
I think I might have revealed the Summer Bay mystery! First we have Charlie moonlighting as a lesbian and now we find out that Martha is really a man!
August 24th, 2009
Rosetta is too girly for a cop. He’s like Private Darling in Blackadder
August 24th, 2009
Yeah but Risotto? It sounds like something out of Inspector Clouseau. FM have you been inspired by that news story where the runner looked a bit masculine?
August 24th, 2009
No I think Belle got the ring back. Aden’s mate off the boat helped him get it back.
August 25th, 2009
I’m confused! What H&A are you guys watching?? What runaway Indonesian?! If you guys are watching online again a few days ahead and shouting spoilers from the rooftops, someone may need to expect a kick in the gee from me in the street.
August 25th, 2009
Feckit we did watch ahead. Ahhh this is too confusing – we’ll wait for RTE to catch up. Leave me gee alone.
August 25th, 2009
It’s ok, ye are only one one episode ahead so not too long to wait!
August 26th, 2009
Ok Ailsa, no kicking of da gee. But only cos you were such a good wife to Alf.
August 26th, 2009
Ah, NOW this post makes a whole lotta sense. Is Clint Eastwood hot, or am I just into tall dark handsome beardy types? SB needs a new mysterious sex symbol.
August 27th, 2009
I don’t see the Eastwood resemblance myself. Here’s the man himself so you can judge his relative hotness: http://www.henrysheehan.com/essays/def/eastwood.jpg