Apparently Melissa George can’t remember her name of character on Home and Away.  What a disgrace.

“Even blind Freddy could see that love.”

Who is this blind Freddy that Irene keeps banging on about? Apparently he’s quite observant. Maybe he’s not blind at all. It’s a pity that he’s not on the school trip to the bush as he might have spotted Trey making a deathlist and Jai succumbing to an infected gunshot wound. Yet again, a field trip turns into a disaster. Why does anybody ever leave the bay?

We now have facebook.com/homeandawayireland, because we’re dead popular.

Did you ever wonder what kind of labour Holly Brisley aka Amanda Vale would have? Me neither.

P.S. It’s Woman’s Way isn’t it?

I wish Belle would hurry up and tell Aden she’s on the way out. No doubt she’ll drag this out ’till the wedding and tell him on the altar or something. She may as well go back on the drugs. Irene can go on the grog when she finds out and the two girls can liven the town up.

It was a busy day in Summer Bay General. Constable Risotto introduced himself as “Rosetta” to Clint Eastwood the runaway Indonesian. How did Angelo get his own name wrong? He’d want to consult with Colleen pronto.

Hugo made a hames of pretending he doesn’t speak Indonesian. I bet himself and Clint are off on a boat playing with Lou’s other hand.

Ah Aden. Ye big thick. You can’t be saying that kind of thing in Summer Bay. If you do, someone dies. But at least Belle got a big sparkly ring before the off.

So Trey is going to make a bomb.  Great.  He’ll probably blow up the bush and start a fire.  And two people will be starving to death but will still be able to make a baby in the woods.  Oh wait, that happened already.

Summer Bay needs a John McClane.  I nominate Tony.  Miles can be Al.

“You guys are never going to learn from your mistakes. You always cover up even though you get found out in the end.” Poor Jai and Xavier are lacking in the street smarts compared to Annie, the brains of the Campbell family. She seems to be the only one in town who understands the universal law of the bay – you commit the crime and you will do the time.

Oh dear, Xavier shot Jai.  Jai walked in front of him as he was trying to get a  jammed shotgun to fire.  Darwin award for both of them.  I bet Bruce Campbell is laughing his head off in Aussie heaven.

Hmm Charlie may get around but she’s a lot more self-aware than Martha is.  She explained her romantic situation to Constable Risotto.  That Mae one will be gone in a flash.

Good quote there by Irene; she reckons Mrs. Lou is a “peroxide piranha” and is after her money.  Unfortunately it looks like the tax man might get there first.

Angelo Risotto is getting suspicious of Hugo; do you think Hugo killed Lou?

Oh great, Xavier and Jai found a load of guns.  This is going to be a disaster.  I hope Rachel is on standby with her mad doctor skillz.