Questions
July 9th, 2009 by Flathead
Q. Why does Martha always wear cowboy boots?
A. Because they don’t have laces which she finds too complicated.
Q. How long did Martha grieve over Jack before getting into bed with Hugo?
A. At least 2 weeks.
Q. How was Rachel going to make medical history yesterday?
A. By performing a c-section on her own stomach.
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July 9th, 2009
Those cowboy boots are horrible. And surely they must be stinking to high heaven by now. She never seems to be wearing socks with them. Maybe the smell of sweaty leather turns Hugo on
July 9th, 2009
Those boots have seen her through Jack, Cam, Jack and now Hugo. They’re going strong.
Aussie cowboy boots, they outlast your man.
July 9th, 2009
And the guy from the Mama Rose cult who had two names…Jonah and something else….was it Michael?
July 9th, 2009
Not to mention Corey, Ash and Roman. Martha is a SLUHHHH! She probably has to wear the boots to hide her hooves.
July 10th, 2009
God yeah I forgot Roman! She’s the Bay bike alright
July 10th, 2009
Summer bay’s very own BMX or Raleigh.
July 10th, 2009
You still would tho wouldn’t ya. In fairness Charlie is giving her a run for her money but has an unfair advantage what with being “confused” and all.
July 10th, 2009
You still would tho wouldn’t ya.
July 10th, 2009
Didn’t mean to post twice.
July 12th, 2009
When is Rachel actually due that baby? It feels like she has been pregnant for about 2 years!!
July 12th, 2009
I bet when she eventually pops she get all depressed and won’t want anything to do with the baby, after years and years and years of moaning about wanting a baby. It happened Marlyn before i think when she had Fishers sprog. Tho that would make anyone depressed really, wonder did the baby have a flathead too. RIP Bryon. Like all of Fishers kids you weren’t long for the world.
July 12th, 2009
ehhh, rachel has a miscarraige and then separates from tony because he goes on another rampage like when beth died.!
July 13th, 2009
Ah no not another rampage…thats Beth, Jack and now the baby! Come to think of it he’s not really a lucky man…
July 13th, 2009
Jeepers I bet Rachel goes back to hitting the bottle. How will she recover from that? Bit mean of the scriptwriters I have to say.
July 13th, 2009
Oh yeah, I totally forgot Rachel was an alchie!!
July 13th, 2009
Oh my gawdfathers, i don’t think i could handle Rachel trying for a baby for another 5 years and then being preganant for another 2 years again. Its been a while since there was a major disaster in the bay like the helicopter crash that turned rachel into a drunk. We need another methinks. Tho that crash was lame, kim and kit were too weak to walk but not to shag and Amanda feeling Belle spider bite and tracking her down with it. She must have been completely high for no reason in the city while belle was on drugs.
July 13th, 2009
I miss Sally
July 13th, 2009
Rachel cant become an alco again – whos going to man the hospital??? Although she could get some tips off Irene who seems to have kicked the habit in a matter of days!
July 13th, 2009
I missed all the helicopter crash episodes – would have loved to have seen Rachel as a pisshead. And with a hangover – her brow would be furrowed into oblivion
July 14th, 2009
Rachel as a pisshead wasn’t half as fun as Drunk Irene. Drunk rachel is like sober rachel only her clothes are dirtier and she holds a bottle of wine instead of her huge pregnant belly. And Alf yelled at her and told her it was her fault everyone was in the helicopter so you can’t blame her for drinking. I know I would if Alf yelled at me.
July 14th, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA4eMPdawow Relive the magic. My favourite part is Robbie “I have a wife and child to get home to.” Your 12 Robbie.
July 14th, 2009
Cool, thanks. Check out Colin the pilot, aka John Palmer. I like the producers’ logic – ‘Let’s cut the hair of this incidental character and pass him off as a different character in a few month’s time’. Knowing H&A, they’ll also probably change the actor playing him one day without a moment’s warning
July 15th, 2009
Ahhh I love it! I too would hit the bottle if Alf yelled at me. It’d be like upsetting God.
And Struth, we all miss Sally. SO much. Wahhhhhhhhhhh.
July 15th, 2009
Oh God, I watched the clip last night and I didn’t notice it was John Palmer. It seems producers logic works on me.
July 15th, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzE92zf6iNs
Jesus Christ. I got scared watching it. Franks first mistake was calling him Alf and not Mr. Stewart.
July 15th, 2009
I like the way his hand was welded to the beer can all the way through. He must have been drinking buddies with Irene back then, cos that’s real commitment
July 16th, 2009
I feel old when I think that roo is marthas mother.