Simplekid
Martha is thick as a brick; she couldn’t figure out why Hugo would rather face the worst downpour Summer Bay has ever seen than stay the night. Then she stood open-mouthed when he explained that he shouldn’t have feelings for her as he was Jack’s cousin and she was Jack’s wife. You could almost see the cogs attempting to turn. “Jack”, she was probably thinking, “who was he again?”. I think she’s been taking tips from Charlize Theron on how to play a MRF.
Rachel has another string to her medical bow I see; she’s now an optometrist as well as everything else.
So Claudia’s up the duff. Imagine if Geoff was your da, he’d agonise over every decision.
Irene’s lawyer is beyond rubbish; she can’t even organise a trial date. Irene’ll have drunk the prison dry by the time she gets around to it.
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Tags: charlize theron, claudia, geoff, hugo, Irene, Jack, martha, rachel
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June 15th, 2009
Yeah, Martha is the worst judge of men ever. Remember when she went mental at Roman for having feelings for her, even though she had a temper tantrum every time he wasn’t 100% nice to her? I know Jack had just died, but she was still being a diva. Maybe her stripper days have warped her…
June 15th, 2009
Love the Arrested Development reference!
June 16th, 2009
Imagine if the Bluths moved to Summer Bay. I think Irene and Luceile would get on like a house on fire, neither of them would let a bottle of vodka open long enough to go off. Buster and Martha would make a perfect couple. As would George Michael and Annie. And Ann Veal and Geoff. Morag could represent George Sr in court. Now that would be the best tv show ever.
June 16th, 2009
Ahhhhh George Michael and Annie. PERFECT. But who would Gob end up with?
June 16th, 2009
I think Buster would be more attracted to Colleen. He does like an older woman. Martha and Gob would be fairly compatible given their similar levels of intelligence.
June 16th, 2009
Your right, Buster would love Colleen and her dusty flap trap. And i don’t think there are any loose seals in the bay, just sharks. And Martha would probably love Gobs magic tricks, sorry, illusions. Maybe Nicole and STEVE HOLTZ could get together.
June 16th, 2009
Steve Holt, is a bastard.
June 16th, 2009
He just has some abandonment issues. If Pippa had gotten a hold of him when he was younger he’d have been fine.