Dr Gardy’s world of miracles

June 10th, 2009 by Flathead

Gardy is some man for one man. He can cure blindness with his own revolutionary brand of aversion therapy.  Throwing a blind Roman off a bridge worked a treat.  He should turn his hand to all ailments, physical and mental.

“Broken leg? Run a marathon mate, you’ll be right.”

“Arachnophobia? That’s only for girls. Eat 20 Tarantulas and you never have to worry about a spider again.”

“Migrane? Beat yourself over the head with a cricket bat and you’ll be bonza.”

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One Response to “Dr Gardy’s world of miracles”

  1. fitz Says:

    I wonder what Rachel makes of his methods… He could end up taking her job at the hospital…

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