Hand-y

May 27th, 2009 by Ailsa

Well, it’s all happening since VJ and Miles found the hand on the beach.  Charlie’s been kicked off the case, Angelo is heading up the new task force, and Hugo has gone out diving – alone.

My bet is that Hugo is some kind of Dexter-type character, serial-killing and throwing the bodies off the boat.  Except this isn’t LA, and he’s not Dexter.  He lives with dopey Martha, and she’s bound to trip him up.  Although it has been confirmed that Madge Wilkin’s nephew was right, the hand was chewed out by Jaws II, so that’s that theory out the window.

Speaking of whom, Martha was walking around in her underwear, causing Hugo to scarper out to sea in the first place.  The menfolk of Summer Bay don’t seem to be able to differentiate between bikinis and lingerie.  Remember when Miles saw Kirsty in her knickers?  It almost drove him mad with lust.

Nicole has turned her affections towards Trey.  Boring.  Trey’s dad seems to be mates with Alf, he’s setting up a Surf Carnival and promoting local business.  He even has a Summer Bay uniform of some kind.

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4 Responses to “Hand-y”

  1. strikemeroan Says:

    Maybe Hugo has a towel turban fetish and that’s actually what got his heart racing….

  2. Drew's Shrew Says:

    Surely this is all part of the Great Mis-try Of Summah Bay? Shark in the water! (everyone heads out swimming/diving). Angelo’s back! (good guy who’ll solve the mis-try or bad guy stalker/killer?) Martha’s naked! (boobs looking good after getting chopped off then reattached again) Nicole & Trey! (slut and bad boy, never seen that before)

    I think I’ll always enjoying watching Kirsty & Miles squirm with disgust when they have to pretend to be intimate together. MmmmWAH! *bleurgh*

  3. Flathead Says:

    Dexter is from Miami not LA.

  4. Ailsa Says:

    You’re right Ted. But are they not the same?

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