The dopey duo
Ahhhhh would Jack and Martha ever eff off to eff? I can’t believe they were dumb enough to get married again. At least it was better than last time, when a psycho set fire to the wedding. Well, it was until Martha collapsed. She’s fecked now. With Rachel gone from the hospital, it’ll be manned by porters and dinner ladies. They could clean her and feed her, but fixing a dicky ticker? That’s another story altogether.
In exciting and non-irritating news, watch the last two minutes of this Youtube video . H&A is going to turn into some kind of Lost-Rambo hybrid show, with Geoff and Nicole stranded on a desert island (in their pelt, may I add), and Roman wandering around the bush shouting "Adrienne" "Nicole". I can’t wait.
What are the bets, though, that Geoff and Nicole have just washed up in Yabbie Creek?
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October 15th, 2008
what is the story with Jacks stupid white shoes and belt – they are SO manky
October 15th, 2008
Wow VV that is a great name. Jack is also obsessed with waistcoats for some reason. Maybe because he’s a MUPPET.
October 15th, 2008
Poor Roman.as if he hasnt enough to worry about with nicole and geoff missing,
another nutter in the form of Elliot to deal with and now still has to find out his
baby has died.i mean the man will need councelling after all this.
As for Jack and Martha.what more can one say about horseface and constable gullable.
Jack has to ditch the stupid shirts and belts.Yuck!!!