Slow Nicole

October 7th, 2008 by Flathead

Poor Nicole. She may own the most make up in the bay, but she’s not really the sharpest tool in the box. She was incredibly slow to cop onto the fact that Elliot was a bad un. First he left her on her own in the bush where she got lost. A warning sign unheeded. Then he tried to drown her in what he called a diving lesson. Again, attempted murder didn’t send alarm bells ringing. These two incidents coupled with the fact that her dad was against him, should have been enough. Alas the slow witted good time girl still didn’t get it. It was only when he shouted at her a few times that she got annoyed. Just goes to show you where her priorities lay. Trying to kill her is fine, just don’t argue with her.

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3 Responses to “Slow Nicole”

  1. Ailsa Says:

    Nicole is a bleedin’ muppah.

  2. struth Says:

    even the muppets could act. From now on I’m going to imagine miss piggy in the role instead.

  3. Drew's Shrew Says:

    *sidewards pout*

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