Summer bay time warp

July 21st, 2008 by Flathead

I have come to the conclusion that time moves at a different rate in the bay. Marriages, divorces, grieving, all of life’s processes take half the time that they do in real life. Take Jack for instance. After thinking about it for ages, he’s decided that now is the right time to start a family. In Jack’s case, ages is a few hours. Unbeknownst to him, Martha has gotten a head start and is already pregnant. Unfortunately for Jack, it’s Roman’s baby, not his. Now that she is with child, how long before she’s holding her belly? I give it about 3 episodes, and another week before she’s starting to show. I also have a suspicion that the gestation period is considerably shorter. She’ll be ready to pop one out in about six months time. It must be all of that sea air and healthy living.

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2 Responses to “Summer bay time warp”

  1. Flamin' Mongrel Says:

    Well, I’ve done a bit of research and if we take Kim and Kit’s baby as an example we can work out a typical Home and Away gestation period. According to records, Kim and Kit did the deed in the bush on 14 July 2006 and she gave birth on 23 April 2007 which puts the duration of the pregnancy at a very accurate 9 months. I was surprised by this because it always seems like they pop out sprogs in record time. Cassie started to show after about 10 minutes but then again that might have something to do with the fact that it’s pretty obvious when an anorexic is pregnant. I’m going to back Martha’s baby to win the Melbourne Cup.

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