September 29th, 2014 by Ailsa
Well, that was amazing. In one episode, Connie came around, handed Darcy over to Heath, Bianca showed up, and they all disappeared off to The City, never to be seen again. It was like an Irish wake in Famine times. “When will I see you again?”, “Ah sure, I don’t know”. I’m fairly sure The City is not that far away.
Ricky showed her true colours as a Home and Away aficionado when she used a theme song lyric to berate Connie, “you know they belong together”. Her guilt trip worked wonders, and Connie agreed that the Heathcliff Braxton family would be better as one household.
The Boyz went for ONE LAST SURF. Kyle was hanging back, leaving the original crew to it, until Brax muttered “You coming or what?”. They all had a topless pow-wow on the beach, then Brax, Heath and Casey went for a surf. Why did Kyle get topless if he wasn’t even going to swim? And it looked like The Boyz were only body-boarding anyway, he could’ve managed that.
Go in the effing sea, at least
Back at the gaff, Phoebe stood up to Chezza, who just shrugged. Harley wore an amazing hat for his final scenes.
Now that the Braxton numbers have been decimated, Brax has reluctantly agreed to have a baby with Ricky. He needs more troops to continue his reign of the Bay. He’ll be the next Alfred Stewart in no time.
September 26th, 2014 by Ailsa
Heath: I’m moving to the city to be with Biancaaaaaa
Brax: Oi, what?
Darcy: Oi, what? I hate youuuuu.
Connie: See what you’ve done? (oi)
Heath: My little girl hates me (but I’m going anyway).
Darcy: Hi dad
Connie: Actually…you can have custody, byeeee!
September 25th, 2014 by Flathead
Hannah is pretty slow on the uptake. She confronted Zac about the drugs at the farm and finally figured out that she was led up the garden path by Andy, he was to blame for the dope. Josh confronted his bro on the beach and gave him grief over his bashing. No doubt he’ll give him another chance, he always does. Maybe Hannah will give him another chance too, she usually does. Meanwhile Zac has moved out of the farm, he’s sick of Hannah and her ways.
Roo is trying to organise Marilyn’s wedding and going overboard. Poor Marilyn is getting stressed even though the wedding is months away. She even went to John to try and recruit his help, even though the two of them want a simple beach wedding.
Maddy and Spencer went for a game of pool while she tried to get in contact with Josh but there was no answer from him. Maddy has copped on that there is something up with her fella, that relationship won’t last too long in my opinion. She went to the farm to find him hanging out with Evelyn. She asked them what was happening between them but didn’t get any straight answers and stormed off.
September 23rd, 2014 by Ailsa
More bonkers Braxton behaviour from Casey today, as he tried to keep his lovely girlfriend Denny away from the rest of the Boyz (oi). She is unimpressed. Oh Denny, Denny boy.
Sophie has awoken from her drug-induced state and is refusing painkillers. Dr. Nate was dead impressed by this and asked her to move into Leah’s with him. Hopefully she has a relapse, as she is really boring.
Phoebe and Kyle are also moving in together. I can’t wait to see the interior decor in that gaff. She was wearing mental trousers today.
Heath is keeping his baby but Connie is not keen on letting him have Darce, too.
Ricky was doing loads of nosing around in other people’s business today, she’s a great match for Brax. What is her job again?
September 22nd, 2014 by Flathead
There is an awful lot of miscommunication in relation to Darcy and her injury. Connie went to the hospital and spoke to the Nate to try to get to the bottom of it but didn’t really get anywhere. Heath lost it with Brax over his advice to not to leg it with the kids. Connie had a showdown with Heath and told him off over his poor parenting skills. She told him to drop the custody attempt as he doesn’t stand a chance, it’ll just end up upsetting Darcy.
Sasha tried to persuade Matt that he could achieve something in life but he wasn’t buying it, he reckons his future will be spent delivering pizzas or in a cleaning job. Sash thinks the world is his oyster but he is thinking along the lines of the sex pistols: there’s no future, no future, no future for you.
Sophie took a pregnancy test which was negative but it turns out she just had appendicitis. Now Nate is worried that she’ll be back on the painkillers given her history with them. She’s bound to have a relapse at some stage, maybe herself and Zac can have a pills and booze party in the head master’s office?
September 18th, 2014 by Ailsa
Too much madness in that episode:
- Phoebe not confessing that all she is trying to do is get herself and Kyle a gaff
- Roo not telling anyone why she went to South America and pretending it was because she needs her own space
- Marilyn not wanting to move out of the caravan park and live with her fiancé and pretendy son
- Hannah doing some weeding on the farm! Ok, that’s normal, which is what makes it weird
- Kyle doing some amazing jaw-jutting aka the most Kyle face ever
- Andy Barrett being scared by Alf
Just jutting jaw
September 17th, 2014 by Flathead
Phoebe wants to get a flat for herself and Kyle. She arranged it by getting Matt to pretend to be a reference, she didn’t want to have to rely on a Brax reference. Then she met the landlord on the sly without telling Kyle. He put 2+2 together when he saw them and thinks something is going on. Things will get worse when he finds out that she robbed money from the till for the deposit.
Josh has realised his relationship with Maddy is going nowhere, he must be sick of the moaning, which will be twice as bad now she has to to repeat the year in school. He met her on the pier to give her the heave-ho but before he could get the words out she was telling him that she is going to change and she needs him. He’ll have to put up with her for now so.
Alf and Roo had World War 3 in the kitchen while John, Marilyn and Jett tried to stay out of the way. Alf wasn’t impressed with her going to South America without telling him but she still hasn’t explained why she went there. Mysterious.
September 16th, 2014 by Ailsa
Hahaha they are making Maddie repeat Year 11; she will be raging! ????
September 16th, 2014 by Ailsa
September 15th, 2014 by Ailsa
There were many displays of mad Braxton behaviour in today’s episode:
- Darcy broke her arm, so everyone went to the hospital. I broke my arm when I was 11 and there wasn’t an aunt or uncle in sight.
- Heath didn’t explain the scenario properly, so Dr. Accent thinks he is bating lumps out of Darce.
- Brax nearly bashed Casey because he himself doesn’t want to have a baby, thus proving to himself that he’s not a fit father, but in fact, A DOG.
- The Braxtons were in hospital yet again. I wonder if a month goes by in Summer Bay without a Braxton injury?
Not much else happened, really. Alf wants to know why Chris called the cops on the Barretts. I’m sure he’ll get the full story shortly.