Clicky clicky - and his brother and sister played Sophie and Seb !

What was that whole "we can’t see the future" bit about?  I reckon the writers hate the actor who plays Jack and give him all the stupidest lines.

It is lucky Jack can’t see his own future though, I don’t think he’d like it…

Vinnier is in True Blood , a vampire show by Alan Ball.  His character likes to "take it to the next level" with everyone in town.  He hasn’t yet been sent to jail, or worn a giant teddy bear suit.  There’s no sign of Leah either.  It’s very confusing.

Nicole’s mother Natasha is like a character from Absolutely Fabulous. I can see her attending all of the brightest and best parties on the circuit while throwing herself at any man who looks at her, as long as his bank balance checks out. The actress who plays Charlie must be happy about the latest addition to the bay, she’s no longer the worst actress in the programme.

Poor Belle. She can’t kick her bad boy addiction. She has a perfectly good boyfriend in Angelo. He has a steady job with the police, treats her properly and isn’t a moody brat. He has a lot going for him, but not enough for Belle apparently. She prefers Aden. He has that whiff of danger that she can’t resist. Attempted murder of his father and kidnapping of his doctor and girlfriend are qualities in a boyfriend that are pre requisites for Belle. When it comes down to it, it’s clear to see why she made that decision.

Summer Bay is really coming into the media age; it now has its own radio station.  The Bay FM DJ who was hanging around with Alf seemed like a chipper chappie, and I’d say a few more H&A regulars would give good wireless if they got the chance.

Jack and Martha would of course drive the drama department, while Colleen would be Australia’s answer to Joooooooe Duffy.   Morag might make a good Marian Finucane.  Melody and Geoff could do a radio version of A Prayer at Bedtime .  I wouldn’t put Leah on the sound desk though, she’d get far too flustered.

Oh Gawd girlie, Irene’s hitting the mainland .

So Ma Jones reckons that Melody needs an exorcism? I was hoping that we’d get to see the projectile vomiting and her head spinning 360 degrees. It didn’t turn out to be quite so exciting. Poor Melody. Stuck with that wagon for a mother. Sure no wonder she went loopy.

Poor oul’ Ross.  Do you reckon he’s going to leave the Bay out of frustration?  They’re all fussing around him like Mrs. Doyle.  Or maybe Charlie’s ridiculously bad acting will get to him.

Belle doesn’t know what she wants; maybe she’s after a (René) menage a trois with Aden and Angelo.  She’d want to buck her ideas up, girlie.

So it looks like Nicole might be on the bubble, up the pole and in the family way.  Good.  It’s ages since we had a decent teenage pregnancy scandal.  What will Holy Geoff do though?  Surely he’ll have to flagellate himself?

Why is Kirsty helping Kane out?  And why does he need 5K in prison?  She should cut him right off, otherwise Bartlett will be calling around for repayment in kind…